"This time of the year all the sunny coast surfers begin to question their sanity! The blue bottles line the shore and the hot northerly winds blow relentless, plus coral spawn stinks out the town. With hope the Coral Sea will start to shine big blobs in the near future, but for now there's not much a sunny coast surfer can do other than make use of the slop on offer."

Mitch Adams and Ziggy Alberts do the polishing, Jack Dekort provides the photos and the woe-is-me words.