Rocketing back up the charts this week is a favourite rocky point for South Oz lads Jeff and Josiah Schmucker, who rockhopped a recent swell with Joel Murphy.

You won't be greeted by hula girls with sunset cocktails

"Bullshit", I said. "Photos or it didn't happen"

The Southern Ocean has been flaring up for the last week

Yesterday South Australia was struck by a 12ft+ swell

On a coast full of heavy waves these waves rate near the top

While NSW and QLD have been wallowing away with listless NE windswells, WA, SA,Vic and Tassie have been copping the real deal.