other things I hate....

They removed the entire thread......thats taking censorship to a whole new level.

Other things I hate - bathroom renovations. Never again. Three weeks without a toilet and shower! Lucky I'm close to the beach.

Yep, great idea.

- Censorship... Hence why we're all in the glorious Swellnet forum.

- University... What's the fucking point when you're not liking it?

- Working in a surf school... Losing my passion for surfing with every class...

I hate the anticipation involved with waiting for more info on the sunny molest-a-local bruhaha from the other day.

Obligation to tip.
I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job. 

I hate excercise. When I'd done 4km on the treadmill today, my skatey wheels were warm to the touch.

I hate tipping as well. It's Australia, everyone is well paid, and they don't need the tip.

Also I hate surcharges. Fair enough when it's a public holiday, but some restaruants down at Manly have a Sunday surcharge, WTF, that would be one of their busiest days!!

Other things I hate - bathroom renovations. Never again. Three weeks without a toilet and shower! Lucky I'm close to the beach.

By: "thermalben"

long camping trips in the rainy season, topped by a fucked zip letting all the mozzies in twice. Hooray for SN :))

Weird conversations here in China.

Going to a vegetarian restaurant and being told that dog penis is vegetarian. I tell the Chinese waitress, no, it is not. To which the reply is "don't you like dog penis?" To which my reply is, "that is not the point".

You're correct Clif, that isn't the point.

But did you eat the dog's dick?

there has to be some mystery in this world ...

safer to eat than suck

Brazillian chicks who despite being 20-30 kgs overweight, insist on wearing those lycra tights their much hotter, skinnier friends wear. Do they even own a mirror?

Joining a forum and not being able to find the bar.
Where's the fucking bar?

Got lowered when the festering realsurf junket washed up.

Not that sort of bar misterpink (if you misterpink, what did you hit)
A steel bars what I need to rid the site of the festering realsurf junket. Are you one of them pinkbits? Looking at your date you could be

Australians who find themselves stranded in foreign places that are known danger spots, and when they don't leave the country despite having weeks of warnings that the shite is about to hit the fan big time, they then complain that the two embassy staff members who have stayed in the country didn't arrange a first class ticket and butler for them and a personal valet to pick up their bags.

In the smh today, a couple are whinging like bitches because the government didn't get them out and they had to do it themselves. They were there of their own free will, didn't work for the Aust govt, had two months of watching the rest of the middle east fall in around them and two weeks of clear warning that Libya was going to a great place not to be.

Oh no, not their responsibility, the government didn't look after them.

Please go root yourselves.

Probably Gold coasters!!!!!!!!!!!

^^

^^

By: "craig"

I hate peeps who leave a gap and let everyone in, then turn off

I hate Julia Gillard. But then again, I hate Tony Abbott. Next election, I have to choose between a liar and a person who tells "non truths". Great, just freekn great.

Not that sort of bar misterpink (if you misterpink, what did you hit)
A steel bars what I need to rid the site of the festering realsurf junket. Are you one of them pinkbits? Looking at your date you could be

By: "the-count"

I was aiming for control. But hit delete first time.

If you can see my date, back off cunt. You're riding too close.

I hate peeps who leave a gap and let everyone in, then turn off

By: "rasda"

Whores? You hate whores?

"craig" wrote:

^^

By: "rasda"

Alright, so where is de emoticons at!

Craig, I want an entire board of various emoticons ready to click on. Piss this advertising off, just give me emoticons.

"the-count" wrote:

Are you one of them pinkbits? Looking at your date you could be

By: "misterpink"

If you can see my date, back off cunt. You're riding too close.

The date observation indicates when an individual joined the pack. Essential in determining that individuals authority within the group. Sorry to offend, but the absence of balls was also noted.

Pinkbits misterpink?

"rasda" wrote:

I hate peeps who leave a gap and let everyone in, then turn off

By: "sharkattack"

Whores? You hate whores?

how could I

Sorry to offend, but the absence of balls was also noted.

By: "the-count"

Not at all! I lost them in a game of Twister that went horribly wrong.

You and Dinosaur should get on just fine. He's a bit of ball spotter too, you know?

misterpink, well how well you know me.
I did lose a testicle down spit bridge way, a taxi and a fixie don't call me trixie..
I hate taxi cunts that slow to 50 when the sign says 60.

https://www.stabmag.com/features/sarge.php?jnf0a16ab8=2
girls blouses that have been abused that become experts on the topic as adults.
give it a rest.
so you were abused, doesn't make you a total gay cunt.
what sort of fella sticks around to get bum raped anyway?

misterpink, well how well you know me.
I did lose a testicle down spit bridge way, a taxi and a fixie don't call me trixie..
I hate taxi cunts that slow to 50 when the sign says 60.

By: "dinosaur"

I heard about that. Hard little fucker that it was. Caused the bridge to jam open.

The links put up on various posts. I can't open them. What, you've got to copy and paste everytime? That's hard work.
:-(

"dinosaur" wrote:

misterpink, well how well you know me.

I did lose a testicle down spit bridge way, a taxi and a fixie don't call me trixie..

I hate taxi cunts that slow to 50 when the sign says 60.

By: "misterpink"

I heard about that. Hard little fucker that it was. Caused the bridge to jam open.

gee Dino, sorry to hear about that. Really.

The links put up on various posts. I can't open them. What, you've got to copy and paste everytime? That's hard work.

By: "windjammer"

Yeah, it's a pain windjammer - we'll have this fixed with an impending site (and forum) upgrade.

Cool. Thanks Ben.
Geez you guys are accomodating.

"windjammer" wrote:

The links put up on various posts. I can't open them. What, you've got to copy and paste everytime? That's hard work.

By: "thermalben"

Yeah, it's a pain windjammer - we'll have this fixed with an impending site (and forum) upgrade.

While you're at it, can you do something about that Marcus smell.

"thermalben" wrote:

The links put up on various posts. I can't open them. What, you've got to copy and paste everytime? That's hard work.

By: "misterpink"

Yeah, it's a pain windjammer - we'll have this fixed with an impending site (and forum) upgrade.

While you're at it, can you do something about that Marcus smell.

misterpink = Jim Sheedy
Dinosaur = Dinosaur
Jim Sheedy = jimmy
confusing isnt it.

pitty the swellnet fools
Like paddling out no mans land, have a peak to yourself and being joined by 30 realsurf wankers on SUP's wanting to share the peak, and talk about goo goo dolls and the chilli peppers.

Reservoir dags.

The links put up on various posts. I can't open them. What, you've got to copy and paste everytime? That's hard work.
:-(

"misterpink" wrote:

misterpink, well how well you know me.

I did lose a testicle down spit bridge way, a taxi and a fixie don't call me trixie..

I hate taxi cunts that slow to 50 when the sign says 60.

By: "windjammer"

I heard about that. Hard little fucker that it was. Caused the bridge to jam open.

gee Dino, sorry to hear about that. Really.

me too eh dins

working well I hate work yaknow, but at a place that's so full of lolly every day there's a wallet or laptop stolen under your nose, including my favourite backpack lappy and not very old mobi.
Tried to pick a lock of 1 of those stupid miniature padlocks on my dopey mate's wheelie suitcase last night, his leb flatmate rocks up and did it in 2 secs flat.
meaning, my night office has a lock that you can leave with the tongue cuaght in the plate?/ but it's still locked, just slightly ajar anyway it's still break and enter so expect uni insurance to cough

I hate having one ball but it has advantages one that I pop-up more easily

29 posts eat that blowies

watermelons this year, haven't found a good one yet. Had a yellow variety, that and orange are favourite, but it was infested duh organic farming yeah right, with something made a fuzzy lesion outside and the inside liquid, just all poured out

29 posts eat that blowies

watermelons this year, haven't found a good one yet. Had a yellow variety, that and orange are favourite, but it was infested duh organic farming yeah right, with something made a fuzzy lesion outside and the inside liquid, just all poured out

By: "rasda"

^^^dazza, I think I know what your problem is. A coupla posts up you mentioned a one-balled stiffy: you must EAT the watermelon, not squick it.

"rasda" wrote:

29 posts eat that blowies

watermelons this year, haven't found a good one yet. Had a yellow variety, that and orange are favourite, but it was infested duh organic farming yeah right, with something made a fuzzy lesion outside and the inside liquid, just all poured out

By: "offshore1"

^^^dazza, I think I know what your problem is. A coupla posts up you mentioned a one-balled stiffy: you must EAT the watermelon, not squick it.

WHAT FUCKING PROBLEM

Wires, everything wants to be plugged in.

The power cable on my stolen lappy tangled every time, funny thing the new cheapo has a great one, it unravels and doesn't end up in short twisted up tangled leads

Fuel TV's coverage of the Boost Mobile Air Show. Missed waves while they were doing crap interviews with no-bodies (ie. Jack Freestones 8 point ride). Shit camera angles. Looked like the were filming from the flat of the beach behind the crowd. 3/4's of the screen was of someones back with the surfer in the background. Fuckin idiots.

Shit waves anyway I guess.

I hate live surfing contests on live tv. full stop. Fucking boring. How many dipsticks can they find to interview about nothing in the lulls.

righto you lot , mr gay and mr shaun how dare you disparage surf comps in any way? i mean really gentlemen! for those that are not aware i am an avid comp surfer and as you can imagine i dominate every one that i attend that being said, i thought that i had put a stop to all the white noise about said comps , so please do not i repeat do not start me on this again or blood will flow i am also a heavyweight champ of all displines of hand to gland combat so you have been fore warned. this rant was almost a threat

wannabe business nameslast night there was one call

Lifestyle

the dirty enzed popup ad that blocked off the 5 day swell graph.
Good thing there's nothing to see

There will be other waves they say. No this was one of those waves of a life time. I took off thinking 'you beauty long deep sick barrel!' I set my line and was racing along in the perfect place. Then I saw him a lid rider paddling out. Where did he come from? I was sure there were no obstacles. He showed no urgency and I had to turn around him losing all my speed and getting caught behind the curl. I wanted to communicate with my fists after watching the barrel I should have been in churn all the way to heaven. Therapy, sedation and counseling have not worked.