The Komune Bali Pro presented by The Mad Hueys: Day One - video

Stu Nettle (stunet)
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Clean waves, bare skin, lazy caddies...it's the first day of the Komune Mad Hueys contest collab. Here's the vid...

 

Comments

udo Saturday, 2 May 2015 at 08:28 pm new

Who is the loser board puncher ?

saltman Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 11:58 am new

udo wrote:

Who is the loser board puncher ?

Not sure but he is my nomination for this months Dingo award

Nass Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 12:36 pm new

Yes i want to know two .loooser plus

chickenlips Saturday, 2 May 2015 at 10:40 pm new

It's the TITS! I wanna go Pro!!!!!

Nass Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 12:38 pm new

Love the TiTS but Iam afraid look but No touch stuck right up

Against CUBS Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 02:54 am new

These guys are some of the worst begans I've ever seen...somehow they continue to pop up with a go pro session and their moron iq behavior on swellnet...not bad surfers but just pure CUBS! Somehow being a teenager in your 30's is cool :-| mad Huey's are a bunch of losers

Nass Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 12:39 pm new

Totally Agree

otoolem Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 05:31 am new

I hope this brand dies a very quick death. These guys are everything that is wrong with the Australian male and are an embarrassment to our country and surfing in general.

otoolem Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 05:29 am new

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Nass Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 12:40 pm new

Not even that they think they are super models and hassle you out in the water .Fuck that place i would rather surf kuta

Blowin Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 03:16 pm new

You're the embarrassment you uptight, puritanical fuck.

"These guys are everything that's wrong with the Australian male "......... Ha ha ha ha ha

Get back in your purse .

otoolem Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 04:50 pm new

Ha ha ha. I've been served.

However, the fact remains that these guys are wankers

Blowin Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 04:58 pm new

Too be honest , if I had to surf with them I'd agree with you.

AndyM Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 05:20 pm new

If being puritanical means having a critical thought in my head then I'm guilty as charged.
Nice name calling Blowin, I can see why your sort of mentality is so easily influenced by this sort of rubbish.

AndyM Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 05:16 pm new

The whole raison d'être of the Australian male yob (pretty close to the majority, surely) is to be a shallow obnoxious materialistic prick.
We had a chance at something better maybe 20 years ago but that's been well and truly buried.
Poor fella my country.......

Blowin Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 06:34 pm new

You're kidding aren't you ?

Poor fella my country....classic.

The country you so fondly dis remember was BUILT on this behaviour .

You do realise that the initial form of currency in the colonies was rum don't you ?

BTW critical thought doesn't actually refer to being critical of others because you assume that your chosen path is superior to theirs .

And how is it you're superior to the Mad Hueys ?

Because you arrive to work at the time prescribed to you by your BOSS each day ?

Because your futile ,emasculating , suburban existence is endured sober ?

Good luck with that.

Poor fella my country, indeed.

Misappropriating the beleaguered sentiments of persecuted aboriginals to express the sentiments of the unfulfilled and blinkeredly aspirational ,would -be bourgeois of Aussie society.

And you reckon the yobs are embarrassing !

How's that home theatre working out for ya ?

Selling your life's effort for two thirds of fuck all to the banks so your ego isn't crushed by the your wife's brothers house extension that you've got to match.

So what if some crew get loose in Indo with the locals ?

That's what's been going on since the first chillum was smoked in the cave at Ulu's - while you were shopping at IKEA you put upon domesticated muppets.

AndyM Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 08:09 pm new

Suburbia, Ikea and home extensions??
You're really talking to the wrong guy you dribbling idiot, what the fuck are you talking about?
Sounds like you've got issues with things that are a bit closer to your reality.
Fuck it's sad that you're so proud of drunk yobs, go and get smashed and continue to con yourself that you're killing it.

Blowin Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 08:30 pm new

Yeah you're right, I'm conflating a few issues there.

I've answered your ridiculously histrionic post - poor fella my country - sorry, I still get a giggle out of typing it, Whilst simultaneously responding to the other New Age Surfers post - the one about national embarrassment .

My fault, there is just so many highly respectable surfers getting their sport and nationality besmirched by the Mad Hueys that I'm prone to confusing betwixt one poor whining teetotal and the next easily disenfranchised guardian of the nations sensibilities.

Poor fella my country......Gold.

Cheers for that.

Also...could you please expand on your theory that the Mad Hueys and their ilk have somehow derailed the nations shining future ?

islandman Monday, 4 May 2015 at 11:09 am new

man i am so glad i am not the only one on here that has the same thoughts as you , what an absolute bunch of ass clowns they make me not want to be a surfer

Jonathan Halloran Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 08:08 am new

How can you pluralize 'Huey'?? Like in the movie Airheads... The Lone Rangers? Must be an inside joke. The Mad Bogans would be just as funny and seemingly more appropriate after that opening :D

samasaurus Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 11:05 am new

Laughing mad all the way to the bank

turner Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 11:57 am new

Coz having heaps of money means your* winning at life n shit.

*intentional

samasaurus Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 03:08 pm new

Oh Yeah! Heaps of money, sharing it around & having fun with your mates. Shits on being a poor, lonely jealous loser.

Blowin Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 01:12 pm new

I don't see what these guys get out of all this . I mean you take away all the ripping an awesome spot with only a couple of guys out - tax deductible , girls flocking , making friends with rippers from all over the globe - including the local legends, hell time ruling the joint then some one - a good friend - walks away with some cash.

And everyone has a hell time . And promotes their company.

I mean , what's the point ? Why bother ?

Dingdoctor Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 04:15 pm new

Sounds horrible

saltman Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 05:18 pm new

Who the hell needs a board caddy at Keramas???
FFS its 40 metres from the beach and a piss easy paddle

norchock Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 05:27 pm new

Good on em..the surf scenes full of fuckwits.sure beats my day to day grind on constuction sites.tell me all the huey haters ain't jealous?I fucken am

memlasurf Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 07:01 pm new

Blowin don't you wish there were more Ozzie surfers in the tradition of
MR rather than Ian Cairns? These guys aware a tad unsophisticated.

norchock Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 07:20 pm new

Your in a 40 year timewarp did u even surf then?maybe but surfings so trendy now has been since early 90's..I started mid 80's as a kid surfers were looked as bonging dole bludgers..which many were mr and cairns era worse.they tried to change the image and did in a way with isp.now every tom dick and harry surfs.its a fucken joke some of the surfie cunts these days

memlasurf Monday, 4 May 2015 at 12:03 pm new

Norchock I am 55 and surfed with MR out in the water. Didn't hassle, surfed unreal and was a gentleman on land. Yeah maybe a timewarp still watch all the latest and greatest though. Just for the record, Mick Fanning's favourite all time surfer is MR as well and he is not in a time warp.

Blowin Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 07:55 pm new

For sure Memla. I'm not even that down on the Hueys myself. They'd be bastards to surf with and pests on the piss, but I'm even less enamoured with the self flagellating wankers that wish to rewrite history and diminish the role that the uncouth Aussie had in making this country what it was twenty years ago when all these pessimistic fuckers thought we were better off.

Or somehow more refined.

Truth is , Australia suffered a cultural cringe long before and leading up to the period when it was ordained that we were a World Class Nation ie The Sydney Olympics of 2000 and it's been the resumption of regular national self hate ever since.

I don't get it myself.

Australia rules in virtually any division, yet the hand wringers will continue to lament our decline.

Conveniently forgetting that not so long ago we were a joyously and unapologetically White Australia of drink driving , durrie smoking nationalists.

That happened to formate the very society that the Neo Puritans would have us believe is being destroyed with boganity.

There you go , I even made up a word .

I especially like the way crew are lining up to write off the Hueys as embarrassing to Australia due to their happy antics yet don't mention the development obsessed swine that destroyed the local ambiance of the joint by building an ever expanding resort there that actually rerouted the creek that formed the wave.

otoolem Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 08:33 pm new

I'm sorry Blowin, but the Huey-types are the ones that feed the development-obsessed swine that, in my opinion, are destroying these areas in the first place.

Blowin Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 08:50 pm new

Good point.

Obi wan Sunday, 3 May 2015 at 08:40 pm new

Each to their own. There's nothing about this clip or the company that has appealed to me yet though.

ACB__ Monday, 4 May 2015 at 10:45 am new

My 2 cents on the whole Huey's debate is how ridiculously hypocritical we look considering how we label the Brazzo's.

Everyone is so quick to point the finger at the brazzo's for surf traveling outside their country, making their presence known, hassling in the surf and traveling in large packs.

I think everything we dislike the brazzos for we see here in a magnitude far greater than anything I've ever seen from our tanned friends from across the drink.

For some reason, Australians seem to think they have a right to the waves on whatever solid mass they may fall on because of our rich surfing history and our dominance in competition for so many decades.

Imagine if a Brazzo surf mob took over padang padang or Ulu's and threw a comp, sinking heaps of piss, being loud and roudy, and surfing better than us. We would loose our marbles.

The Brazilian storm is coming and its going to really piss us Aussies off.

After all we have a right to act like hueys wherever we go don't we? We're just having fun? Anything in our way can be assumed as collateral damage in the "progression of our sport"

memlasurf Monday, 4 May 2015 at 12:09 pm new

As a mate who lives in Bali said, Aussies hate the Zilla's because they are the only nation who are bigger arseholes than we are in the water. The Balinese aren't keen on them generally as they don't smile and dick around like the general Aussie does, even the bogan huey boys like a laugh.

chickenlips Monday, 4 May 2015 at 11:03 am new

So serious on swellnet these days! More tits please! A Bintang and a ciggie!

clif Monday, 4 May 2015 at 11:05 am new

For one, I hate the Mad Hueys. However, it's more to do with a weird conflicted self-loathing.

It's the Gold Coast writ large going out into the world. As someone who grew up amongst such it all give me the chills as my body recognizes all and sundry to do with this. FFS I was "them" (with far lesser surf skills and money)

Self-loathing kicks in as I now know the world differently - the sexism is what particularly pisses me off. Yet, it all remains a part of who I am and how I got here. The "boganness" part of my DNA.

So conflicted.

So, so conflicted.

*goes to shower, turns on the cold water, curls up into fetal position, and rocks back and forth while sucking thumb*

Screw you, Mad Hueys!! Now I need therapy ... again.

clif Monday, 4 May 2015 at 11:07 am new

Swellnet, more man boobs please, a red wine, and one of those steam inhaler thingamajigs so I can smoke without getting cancer!

stunet Monday, 4 May 2015 at 11:10 am new

You?...a one-time bogan?

Say it ain't so Clif. Say it ain't so.

clif Monday, 4 May 2015 at 11:21 am new

ahhhh mate - you got no idea haha

Actually, I had no idea. We were a Housing Commission elite squad. The community was stellar enough, but a few of us were a bit stupid/ignorant when it comes to a few things. I was a bit of an outlier but had the membership card and badge haha

Learning to really read and working out what a public library card was exactly for (in my later teens) opened my eyes quite a bit lol :-)

Public library cards as top prizes for the next Mad Huey competition! On me! Comes with a coupon for a xxxx (which you don't have to use as I know the "beer" tastes like shit, but they give these out for free)

Woohoo.

All aboard the gravy train.

islandman Monday, 4 May 2015 at 11:23 am new

absolute ass clowns, and the guy beating his board you sir are posssibly king of the ass clowns what a jerk

clif Monday, 4 May 2015 at 12:15 pm new

boards can make people angry. they can be so cruel and MUST be kept in line. violence is the answer.