Win copies of The Return of Gonad Man

Stu Nettle (stunet)
Swellnet Dispatch

the-return-of-gonad-man-book-400x500.jpgGonad man is back! It's been a long time, twenty years almost, and our well hung hero barely recognises surfing anymore.

Surfing in 2016 is vibrant, it's compliant, it's mainstream...and it's being totally fucked over by Bongwater CEO "Quick" Bill Silverberg.

With the help of Derek Blynd and an ensemble of ex-pros and industry men, Goney escapes from the Broken Down Surfers Home to foil the plans of Quick Bill and save surfing.

Sutho is giving away four copies - signed copies no less! - of The Return of Gonad Man. To win one be the first person to answer any of the following four questions.

Leave answers in comments below. Once a question is correctly answered it's closed, move onto another question. Only one book per person so if you know all the answers don't be a smart arse and write 'em all down.

Hope that makes sense. We're doing this on the fly.

Question 1) Name Gonad Man's gorilla friend?
Question 2) Where does Gonad Man come from?
Questions 3) Name Gonad Man's girlfriend?
Question 4) Who is his competitive arch-rival?

Visit Gonad Man online.

Comments

zenagain Monday, 8 Feb 2016 at 03:34 pm new

Smelly Skater his arch nemesis.

I deleted the other three

zenagain Monday, 8 Feb 2016 at 03:33 pm new

Oh fuck sorry- I didn't read the last bit. I was in too much of a hurry.

stunet Monday, 8 Feb 2016 at 03:36 pm new

Ha ha...you beat me to it then.

zenagain Monday, 8 Feb 2016 at 03:38 pm new

Phew! I love Gonad Man. Cutting edge ribald humour- as it should be:)

danbiso Monday, 8 Feb 2016 at 03:41 pm new

Gonad Man's gorilla friend is called Frank!

stunet Monday, 8 Feb 2016 at 03:46 pm new

Yep, so that's Questions 1 and 4 sorted.

Zen and Danbiso can you shoot your address details through to:

stuart@swellnet.com.au

carpetman Monday, 8 Feb 2016 at 03:59 pm new

Gonad's GF was Lala?

stunet Monday, 8 Feb 2016 at 04:01 pm new

Yep, shoot your postal address to the email above CM.

One question to go...

flow Monday, 8 Feb 2016 at 04:03 pm new

He came from the Jungle. Illegitimate child of Ginger and Duke

stunet Monday, 8 Feb 2016 at 04:07 pm new

Yeah but nah. The jungle island had a name (very similar to one of the other answers).

maddogmorley Monday, 8 Feb 2016 at 04:09 pm new

He comes from Lala land?

stunet Monday, 8 Feb 2016 at 04:20 pm new

Ding ding. Shoot your postal address through Maddog.

stuart@swellnet.com.au

yocal Monday, 8 Feb 2016 at 05:46 pm new

I believe the correct answer would be Gilligan's Island if it is where he was born

stunet Monday, 8 Feb 2016 at 08:42 pm new

Might be a technicality here. Lemme get back to you Yocal.

yocal Tuesday, 9 Feb 2016 at 09:22 am new

Excellent!

zenagain Tuesday, 9 Feb 2016 at 12:03 am new

Thanks Swellnet and thanks Sutho for the laughs.

caml Tuesday, 9 Feb 2016 at 12:21 am new

Frank the gorilla . there was a guy at g.land who sutho must have modeled frank from , his name was gerald saunders . He was out on the point at g.land bobby camp forever

rustymott66 Wednesday, 10 Feb 2016 at 11:26 pm new

Q1 Gorilla is Frank
Q2 I don't care about the jungle, I am interested in Gonad Reef
Q3 Girlfriend is Lala
Q4 Arch Rival is Smelly Skater

And Quick Bill had no right to take over Gonads Island home and turn Lala against him.

Southo, love your work since the beginning. Good to see you are back.