Watch: Ho cubed at V'Land

Stu Nettle (stunet)
Swellnet Dispatch

This clip's a few days old now, which makes it near enough vintage in internet terms, but it's worth running here if only to entertain the few who haven't yet seen it.

Featured are the Ho family, patriarch Michael, and siblings Mason and Coco, plus Sheldon Paishon, Tia Blanco, and sundry crew who cross paths with the above at loping V'Land. 

It's yet another Mason clip set to a Hendrix jam but the verve and glee is the perfect tonic for a slow Monday morning.

Comments

Ape Anonymous Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 11:25 am new

how about Buttons at VLand??

velocityjohnno Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 04:31 pm new

Legend. Here's the clip - surfing only - from "the future of surfing"

Those short single fins rip, just need a Velzyland, wonder if the Tulla Pool can have that setting :)

Garryh Tuesday, 17 Dec 2019 at 05:07 pm new

Contender for "Feel good surf clip of the year?"

bipola Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 12:26 pm new

good waves, good family and excellent riders, they rip.

Island Bay Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 12:30 pm new

Looks like the most incredibly fun wave, apart from the crowds.

Jono Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 01:21 pm new

Just have to marry Coco Ho and problem solved

Island Bay Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 01:32 pm new

Will have to leave that to someone much younger - and single.

indo-dreaming Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 01:16 pm new

Always loved V land it just looks so fun mix of everything and love double ups.

Would be such a cool spot to have as your local growing up.

AndyM Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 02:17 pm new

Could a wave be any more fun?? Makes a middle age white boy want to head over there and hope for the best.

Swapped the music out for Boz Scaggs' Lowdown - worked for me.

memlasurf Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 09:20 pm new

Noooooooo....you turned Jimmy off wailing on Voodoo Chile, you are banished to Smooth FM (I do like Boz as well though).

AndyM Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 10:42 pm new

It’s my best white boy music - I’d play it loud as I pull up at V Land in my rental car and throw the locals a shaka.

tango Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 02:27 pm new

Great surfing. Love seeing the takeoffs too. He might carry on, but at least the young pup looks like he's having a good time.

ringmaster Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 02:45 pm new

Apparently the locals really roll out the red carpet for white blow ins at that spot and even call you into a few of the better waves!

AndyM Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 03:24 pm new

Yeah that's what I understand.

Apparently Eddie Rothman is happy for you to date his daughter too.

memlasurf Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 09:22 pm new

yeah, nah extreme local spot that one white boy definitely welcomed like the DEA.

Solitude Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 02:59 pm new

Surfed it a couple of years ago. Kind of knew it's reputation but paddled out anyway. Sat wide and strangely a wave missed the pack and came straight for me, no one else could catch it. Off I went, beautiful long, wally right. Slowly paddled back stopping short of the pack and had the whole local lineup glaring at me. A chick on a bodyboard exclaimed to the bloke next to her (so that I could hear) 'white boy got a wave'.
Vibe did not feel so good so I decided I wouldn't be getting anymore of those without trouble and paddled over to the left to stay out of the way.

Blowin Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 04:20 pm new

Such a shit story .

Awesome way to fuck a good vibe. Can you even imagine treating a visiting Hawaiian in that manner when they come to Oz ?

Solitude Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 05:25 pm new

Yeah certainly not. My first time over there and I must say I didn’t experience much aloha across a multitude of waves. I’m pretty low key as well, never paddle to the inside, wait my turn then some. In saying that got plenty of good waves and would return.

Spuddups Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 07:29 pm new

There's plenty of bone-headed localism in various locations in Australia, and NZ for that matter. It certainly spoils your day when you encounter it. On the whole though if you are respectful most people are good to surf with, and I imagine it's the same in Hawaii.

memlasurf Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 09:30 pm new

Super heavy drug scene as well from what Chas said in his book which probably help kills the aloha. Even the cops don't want to go in there.

memlasurf Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 09:24 pm new

Agree totally Blowin and is always my beef with these thug locals.

jacksprat Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 04:08 pm new

Nice to know that stupidity knows neither race or sex.

velocityjohnno Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 04:19 pm new

What a wave that is. Always nice to surf with your kids.

simba Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 04:33 pm new

suppose everyone gets excited when the Ho family arrives.....3 wave sets .

roryshannon Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 07:38 pm new

Ho Ho Ho... merry Xmas!

bluediamond Monday, 16 Dec 2019 at 10:42 pm new

Looks exactly like one of my favourite right hand reefs in the South Pacific.....but without the crowds.

nevertuold Tuesday, 17 Dec 2019 at 05:09 am new

What a bunch of ho's

simba Tuesday, 17 Dec 2019 at 06:13 am new

heard on the grappa vine that one of the locals and his mates beat a brazzo guy up but local heavies didnt like what he did so went and beat him up.......

velocityjohnno Tuesday, 17 Dec 2019 at 12:14 pm new

The cycle of Life

goofyfoot Tuesday, 17 Dec 2019 at 07:12 pm new

Heard on Chas Smiths podcast that Neco Padaratz (correct me if I'm wrong), fucked up in the surf on the North Shore and knew straight away what he did.
So he came in, jumped on his pushy and rode straight to Eddie Rothmans house where he was greeted with an almighty crack to the face.
Eddie, respecting that Neco had had the balls to front up, then told his crew that no-one is to touch Neco for the duration of his stay.
Mad man!

goofyfoot Tuesday, 17 Dec 2019 at 07:50 pm new

old Mick Ho has a crook style on him eh

mr mick Tuesday, 17 Dec 2019 at 08:47 pm new

Actually thinking that myself...just didn't want to be the first to comment, fearing a fist coming through the screen at me!

Kham Tuesday, 17 Dec 2019 at 10:26 pm new

Too much fun. So sick.

CaptainflashG Wednesday, 18 Dec 2019 at 09:10 am new

I surfed V land a couple of years back. I thought it was quite relaxed in the water. Barton Lynch was out and all smiles. Conditions were good. I’m super white and about 20 levels below the Hos in terms of surfing skill but still got a few. Walking down the lane to the beach felt a bit weird though. Maybe it is better if you don’t know the reputation of the place in advance??

lost Thursday, 19 Dec 2019 at 11:46 pm new

Out of curiosity just looked up how old Michael Ho is......fuck me he is 62 and absolutely rips.