Watch: Richie Porta Discusses "Best Heat In The History Of The Sport"

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Ostensibly, this clip is designed to explain how judges will score Teahupoo.

Barrels in case you were wondering...

More insightful is Richie Porta replaying vision and anecdotes from the 2014 Semi-Final between JJF and Slater, that show how fluid judging can sometimes be.

The opening exchange has JJF scored 9.90 and Slater a 10.

Says Richie: "John's wave is amazing, it could've been a 10. If Kelly hadn't of got the wave straight after it, it would've been a 10."

Everyone understands that surfing is scored subjectively, but that quip from Richie belies how this can alter the outcomes.

Anyway, it's worth watching just to enjoy that heat once more. And for what it's worth, Slater's wave shouldn't have been a 10. He didn't ride up the wall to "avoid the foamball", as Richie mistakenly explains it.

Slater was sucked up the face, there's no foamball when it happens, so nothing to avoid, but fortunate for him he corrects the error and turns it into a positive, and gullible judges believe it.

9.50 for mine. Totally objective, of course.

John John wins the heat.

And the Final too.

Comments

Jeremy Clayton Thursday, 11 Aug 2022 at 10:42 am new

Best heat by far

conrico Thursday, 11 Aug 2022 at 11:04 am new

agreed! And next heat (Kelly vs Gab) would be second!

groundswell Thursday, 11 Aug 2022 at 02:54 pm new

"Only Kelly could have done it" when referring to avoiding the foamball taking a highine.
Bodyboarders and shark island stand ups have been doing that since the early 90's.
Myself included. Might sound like a tosser but there are a lot more good surfers in the world than the top 30 pros.
Excellent heat though. The final could have been Kelly's if he made it through a foamball on one wave.Bodyboarders have been doing that too since the 80's or 90's..

pjbyron Thursday, 11 Aug 2022 at 05:29 pm new

Hard to compare when one is lying down and the other standing.

groundswell Thursday, 11 Aug 2022 at 05:37 pm new

Agreed bodyboarding is a lot easier, however some stand ups like ox, speg and steve fienbeir have been avoiding foamballs as long as ive been surfing maybe longer. Its not a thing only Kelly can do in waves like that.

bbbird Thursday, 11 Aug 2022 at 08:57 pm new

I hope the WSL can post similar short judging analysis, comparing great surfers on excellent waves.

"Only Kelly could have done it" maybe referring to avoiding the foamball, taking a highline ......to get big scores...... in a major competition heat;
no home break advantage, with potentially the whole surfing world able to watch a bloody reef implant for years on insta, utube, etc.

Please share your edited epic perfect "10s" surf videos on utube, so we can all enjoy these local legends ripping. Post the links below.

groundswell Thursday, 11 Aug 2022 at 09:23 pm new

I see your point. By the way i gave up competing when i realized we were surfing shitty closeouts on shitty beachbreaks and lame manouvres won the heats while all the reefbreaks i was surrounded by were pumping.I appreciate the skill in competing at Kelly etc level i just prefer to watch and surf with good free surfers.But i realize i was probably wrong in my post and attitude.
Go Hog im backing him, he deserves it.

wallpaper Thursday, 11 Aug 2022 at 07:41 pm new

"... have been doing that since the early 90's"

pffft

groundswell Thursday, 11 Aug 2022 at 08:27 pm new

How would you know? You're from the gold coast and call double overhead waves 12 foot lol.
Go sit in the channel next time the island is double to triple overhead , watch the locals and learn a few things.Better bring your scarf it might get chilly.

wallpaper Thursday, 11 Aug 2022 at 08:40 pm new

you talkin' to me? how would I know what?

double pfft

Finnbob the terror Thursday, 11 Aug 2022 at 06:39 pm new

The one time I was getting barrelled I thought I may have to avoid the foam ball so I opened my eyes and looked over my shoulder and realized that only my leg rope had to worry about it.

Andrew P Thursday, 11 Aug 2022 at 08:51 pm new

Go Filipe!

Remigogo Thursday, 11 Aug 2022 at 09:06 pm new

I wanna see Courtney Conlogue on any one of those... yeew!!!

Since Pickles ain't here.

MutantPig Thursday, 11 Aug 2022 at 09:26 pm new

Kelly and the rest can stay the fuck away from my foam balls

Sheep go to heaven Friday, 12 Aug 2022 at 08:13 am new

Seems like a close shave of the foam balls is a real thing these days , especially with the younger folk .....

KON Friday, 12 Aug 2022 at 03:10 pm new

The KON liked this heat. The KON also liked Felipes 0 heat score total. Obrigado.

sunhil Friday, 12 Aug 2022 at 05:37 pm new

Sponsored by Outerknowm....who would have known!!

Surfalot67 Saturday, 13 Aug 2022 at 05:04 pm new

Goes to show how mundane most contests are that we're all still banging on about an eight year old heat.

Standingleft Wednesday, 17 Aug 2022 at 08:09 am new

High scoring Pipe final with Gabs & Jules worth a watch to the finish