Ex Wifes / Girlfriends

So you married a glamour.....it porked out so you pissed it off then it took you for all - $$$$
Wife ran off with your best mate......
Or your girlfriend turned licker on you............?

That's how it works with the law backing it. Much cheaper in the long run to just hire hookers
at least they cant with the laws backing them a right to all your belongings, cash and future income.
Fare not if your male.

For not much over $1000 you can protect your assets "Binding Financial Agreement" water tight uncontestable I believe...........Prenup agreement not worth shit .

"Is this where I line up to lose half my stuff?"
Bill Burr.

Been tempted to marry, a very sweet sincere, hard working yet innocent and niece seeming Indonesian lady. The only gf I'd thought of marrying.
But I'm agnostic towards atheist, fairly strongly dissagree with religion and couldn't bring myself to ruining her faith which would probably happen sooner or later.
Found out later the money I set aside in a card in my name was being used to send her young sister to university. It was meant for travel costs for her to come to Aust. Oh well I might look dumb for that but at least it was a good cause. I would have pissed it up the wall anyway.

evosurfer wrote:

Much cheaper in the long run to just hire hookers

Evo haha you sound like my brother!
Burnt once never again.

Masturbation is a lot cheaper;)

groundswell wrote:

"Is this where I line up to lose half my stuff?"

Bill Burr.

Been tempted to marry, a very sweet sincere, hard working yet innocent and niece seeming Indonesian lady. The only gf I'd thought of marrying.

But I'm agnostic towards atheist, fairly strongly dissagree with religion and couldn't bring myself to ruining her faith which would probably happen sooner or later.

Found out later the money I set aside in a card in my name was being used to send her young sister to university. It was meant for travel costs for her to come to Aust. Oh well I might look dumb for that but at least it was a good cause. I would have pissed it up the wall anyway.

I've never thought about marrying my niece, pretty sure it could be illegal, but then in Scotland you can actually legally marry your cousin, so maybe it's ok. In fact if that's legal, you could probably marry your nephew now that same sex marriage has been legalised there

haha "nice" not niece....
Spelling mistake me thinks;)

Haha, actually meant she seemed nieve.
I guess I was nieve though..

Once upon a time there was a handsome young prince who fell in love with beautiful princess and he asked her to marry him.
She said no and they lived happily ever after.

Haha, you should put that one on the jokes page