Take the Father in law fishing - a Haiku
Small waves on the shore
Fulfill familial duties
Happiness is the reward
No more getting wet
No more catching a damn cold
Bream ten bucks a kilo
I can't fish for shit
But I want to teach my son
I will ask his Mum
We know he will show
It's just a matter of time
Till Freeride drops by
Freeride loves very much
The impact of words and speech
They enrich his world
....yeah yeah yeah, that one's wrong. I'm freeing myself from this haiku prison.
Small swells don't entice
Recline on lounge in comfort
View Peaky Blinders
Saturday was bigger
Yesterday was bloody fun
Haiku this sucker
That's very fine Stunet
I'll be down your way tomoz
At the cliff, ten-ish.
Fishing is for summer
Winter begs a fine, cold surf
Put the hooks away
Captcha annoys muchly
Now it's not even asking
Who can know what gives
Argh! Technology
Always getting in the way
Might go back to Fax
Fishing farking sucks
Take him out surfing instead
He'll love you for it
Maybe, maybe not
It maybe the end of him
Good luck there Blowin
Un fucking real Stu
Sik pits sucking super sick
I'm Jealous as fuck
5, 7, 5
"Don't try", Bukowski
said. Yoda: "There is no try!"
This haiku sits where?
Somewhere in the Notchya region? The Gooch Gulch? Twitter-sphere*?
Here ya go, haiku-hipsters:
Stu rides a real wave!
Others only surf Swellnet
Where truth matters not!
(* twitter: in-between the twat and the shitter)
Udo wrecks the haiku
For he not Japanese man
He just likes talk surf
Udo transcends all
Pure surf talk no more no less
Like him I aspire
Don't like it Shatner? Here you go, dude. Some real poetry from an unnamed 'real' poet. Apparently.
Let's break the parameters. Rage against the dying of the light!
Arse licking-ly grateful for Rupe's slippery polls
Totally enamored of Queen Rinehart's holes
Manfully kissing the ring of George Pell
Tony Abbott is back, baby! Welcome to HELL.
Another damn snag
Tie another fucking rig
I need a cold beer