Couldn’t grow a choko vine over a dunny.

seeds started the topic in Monday, 6 Jan 2025 at 02:18 pm

Having dropped a common Aussie saying (ugly as a hatfull of arseholes) when responding to Indo today.

I lament that this part of Aussie culture is dying with my kids generation. Are we losing our unique bastardised version of the English language.

What’s your favourite sayings? Do you still use them?

seeds Monday, 6 Jan 2025 at 06:01 pm new

No one’s that hungry

Supafreak Monday, 6 Jan 2025 at 06:21 pm new

udo wrote:

Im that Hungry i could Eat the Arse out of Pauline Hanson .

That made me think of gina & poorlean , 2 girls & a cup .

Supafreak Monday, 6 Jan 2025 at 06:22 pm new

Thread clean

GuySmiley Monday, 6 Jan 2025 at 06:48 pm new

As round as a rissole

tubeshooter Monday, 6 Jan 2025 at 07:00 pm new

Tried to get a few waves today,
Had a bit of a Barry Crocker in the end.
But, you get that on the big jobs.
Anyway,
A mans not a camel.
Your shout.

CMC Monday, 6 Jan 2025 at 07:52 pm new

Whatever blows your hair back
Two turns tighter than tight
I'd rather be up that than up north
Strewth Ruth
It's a dry argument

zenagain Monday, 6 Jan 2025 at 11:46 pm new

About as funny as itching powder in your wetsuit.

zenagain Monday, 6 Jan 2025 at 11:46 pm new

About as funny as fart in a spacesuit.

zenagain Monday, 6 Jan 2025 at 11:47 pm new

Busier than a three-fingered banjo player.

basesix Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 12:01 am new

seeds wrote:

Haha some good (and new) ones. I’ve never heard that one b6!

Must be a weirdo SA one!

ha, yep, tots sa, ya fukin minda ; )
(me neighbor jim said about a young barman, sam, on his night off)

mikehunt207 Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 12:35 am new

Don't just sit there with your teeth in your mouth .

tubeshooter Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 04:34 am new

Up at sparrows fart,
A bit 'how ya goin' though.

Sheep go to heaven Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 07:43 am new

It's that windy down here , it would blow a dog off its chain .

wsuace Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 08:15 am new

Slippery as a Butchers Dick

blackers Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 08:54 am new

Mad as a meat axe.

old-dog Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:18 am new

Dry as a dead dingoes donger.
Dry as a pommy's bath towel.

old-dog Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:36 am new

Welcome as a Bondi cigar or a brown eyed mullet.

basesix Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:39 am new

this thread's going off like a frog in a sock, seeds!

quadzilla Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:45 am new

Gidday Mate!

quadzilla Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:46 am new

High as a kite!

quadzilla Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:47 am new

As crooked as a dogs hind leg!(albosleezy)

quadzilla Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:47 am new

head like a robbers dog!

quadzilla Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:48 am new

Ace it up!

Supafreak Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:58 am new

Does Peter Dutton tell lies ? ……does a fat dog fart ?

quadzilla Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:49 am new

all good Cobba!

quadzilla Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:49 am new

storm in a teacup.

quadzilla Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:50 am new

heart like a pea!

quadzilla Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:50 am new

dont serve me the raw prawn

quadzilla Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:51 am new

who dropped their guts

quadzilla Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:52 am new

Who's that good looking potato peeler?

quadzilla Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:53 am new

I;ll have a dogs eye with red horse please!

quadzilla Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:54 am new

going to CRESNED, ride a few waves!

mikehunt207 Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 09:55 am new

Got to go and teach a Brazilian how to swim

quadzilla Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:00 am new

mikehunt207 wrote:

Got to go and teach a Brazilian how to swim

Paging MiKehunt!

Pops Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:02 am new

I think my favourite ockerisms are the way you can add "-ed" to just about any word and the meaning is clear....

"the boys got absolutely swellnetted yestie. Dusty as this morn."

andy-mac Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:10 am new

Flat out like a lizard drinking....

Pops Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:11 am new

Old mate used to proudly announce "gotta go drop the kids off at the pool" before paying the dunny a visit.

andy-mac Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:16 am new

Pops wrote:

Old mate used to proudly announce "gotta go drop the kids off at the pool" before paying the dunny a visit.

Off to lay a cable...

Supafreak Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:18 am new

Who’s rattling your cage ?

GONAD_MAN Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:23 am new

1 sanga short of a picnic. '' Someone who is not all there''.

Supafreak Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:27 am new

Unbutton the mutton , let loose the moose , siphon the python. The one eyed custard chucker .

GONAD_MAN Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:34 am new

Do Bears shit in the Woods?

zenagain Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:37 am new

Does the pope wear a beanie?

zenagain Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:37 am new

I got a hardon you could crack fleas on.

zenagain Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:38 am new

That was great tucker- I'm fuller than a fat girls sock.

old-dog Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:41 am new

Drain the old lizard.

zenagain Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:45 am new

Syphon the the python.

That been put up yet?

zenagain Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:46 am new

Fell off the ugly building and smacked every balcony on the way down.

Pops Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:46 am new

Looks like he's been chasing parked cars.

zenagain Tuesday, 7 Jan 2025 at 10:47 am new

Supa got it↑.