classic @seeds, from the Aussie thread, 2/1/25:

seeds wrote:

My clarity is just fine. Dipshit!

Talk about pushing shit uphill,
It's flatter than a shit carters' hat,
There're more whitecaps than Burleigh Bowls Club on a Sat'dee arvo.
I'm doin the Harold Holt.
C U Next Tuesday.

A mate tells the story of how a cock teaser caused him to give his jocks a load in the middle of a packed dance floor. 30 years on its still something to laugh at!

Hahaha, that doesn’t really happen does it?!
Just an excitable boy.

^^ no it did happen and yes he was as keen as mustard so to speak .... mmm, what do you reckon AndyM, think lil buddy from the Island could confirm? hahahehe

Watch the duco mate.
(usually said when a couple of mates use the bonnet or roof of your shitbox as a makeshift bar)
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tubeshooter wrote:

Watch the duco mate.

(usually said when a couple of mates use the bonnet or roof of your shitbox as a makeshift bar)

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Mate of mine on bass there. Played the local on grand final arvo and, at the start of their set, lead singer Norro dropped a salvos bag of thongs at the front of the stage. Double pluggers flying through the air all gig long.

Classic.

haha, yep even betterer. Gold

Speaking of Gold.
Got some banana bending relos dropping in next week
Asked me if they could get XXXX heavy down here.
Told them they had Buckleys and they better bring a few slabs from up there.

tubeshooter wrote:

Speaking of Gold.

Got some banana bending relos dropping in next week

Asked me if they could get XXXX heavy down here.

Told them they had Buckleys and they better bring a few slabs from up there.

Tell them that kissy kissy beer is like rooting on the beach , farking near water .

GuySmiley wrote:

^^ no it did happen and yes he was as keen as mustard so to speak .... mmm, what do you reckon AndyM, think lil buddy from the Island could confirm? hahahehe

Dack packin’ all round.
“ It seems I have soiled my strides with a stool.”

Supafreak wrote:

tubeshooter wrote:

Speaking of Gold.

Got some banana bending relos dropping in next week

Asked me if they could get XXXX heavy down here.

Told them they had Buckleys and they better bring a few slabs from up there.

Tell them that kissy kissy beer is like rooting on the beach , farking near water .

They wanted full strength.
So, I asked the bloke at the local bottlo if they stocked it.
He had a bit a chuckle and asked me if I wanted to clean my driveway.
In other words, no. ;)

Supafreak wrote:

tubeshooter wrote:

Speaking of Gold.

Got some banana bending relos dropping in next week

Asked me if they could get XXXX heavy down here.

Told them they had Buckleys and they better bring a few slabs from up there.

Tell them that kissy kissy beer is like rooting on the beach , farking near water .

AS dumb as a Jeffy!/Juiang/Heeby.

Come in Spinner.

My Old Man was built like a brick Shithouse.

Lose your marbles
Cark it
You get up at sparrow’s fart for a dawnie
If you get up too early you may be asked if you wet the bed which is different from being known as a bed wetter

Up shit creek got a guernsey yet?
Out beyond the black stump

out the back of Bourke...for NSW dwellers.

^^ @ Guy. Always known it as did you shit the bed?

seeds wrote:

^^ @ Guy. Always known it as did you shit the bed?

Time to resurrect your thread seeds. This quote of yours has been hanging like a stubborn dag on a flyblown ewe, or the smell when your old man dropped his guts after a night on the turps.

Probably more of an acronym and probably not Aussie but it relates to the feeling you have sitting at your office desk 2 days out from heading off on a surf trip.
NAAFI
No Ambition And Fuckall Interest

Sitting behind a desk at any time must be torture.

Don’t come the raw prawn with me.
He couldn’t punch his way out of a wet paper bag.

As a family we hung around old fishing boats most weekends, my grandfather was a life long fisherman, often id ask my father about the types of motors these old boats had, he’d reply a Yanmar, Cummins, Perkins. etc..
One day I specifically asked about a particular motor in my pops boat, I asked if it was very powerful, his reply was , wouldn’t pull a sailor off ya sister.
Don’t you love the old but direct lingo. AW

I like motors that have more grunt than a pig farm.

The kind that make you soil your Reg Grundies.

Holy snappin duck shit.

There were a few different threads i could have put this in...i think it lands in this one best. Funny shit.

+1 to that. ^^
I’d love to hear Wax24’s review.

tubeshooter wrote:

Holy snappin duck shit.

Hehe my old man used that a lot in front of us kids. I use it still. Not well known I feel.

seeds wrote:

tubeshooter wrote:

Holy snappin duck shit.

Hehe my old man used that a lot in front of us kids. I use it still. Not well known I feel.

Yeah me too.
It was refreshing to hear it today after a mate spotted a Joe Blake near his chariot.
I wonder how it originated?