american surfers are better than australian surfers

wax-on-danielson started the topic in Tuesday, 25 May 2010 at 04:29 am

hawaiian should be included as american and NZ should be included as australian...

jaffa1949 Tuesday, 25 May 2010 at 04:46 am

Go on say that in Hawaii or New Zealand to a Hawaiian or Maori surfer even the local Haole or Pakeha surfers.
Ya head just became a boom box!

ed Tuesday, 25 May 2010 at 05:06 am

Dumb topic.

spongebob Tuesday, 25 May 2010 at 10:51 am

You need to stay off that bong waxy.

wax-on-danielson Wednesday, 26 May 2010 at 12:36 am

the only maori surfer i know of is dean morrison and he surfs under AUS. at the end of the day hawaii is an american state and nz is an australian state. ya pakeha!

spongebob Wednesday, 26 May 2010 at 01:03 am

The Australian public school system has a lot to answer for!

ben-colyer Wednesday, 26 May 2010 at 02:54 am

The Australian public school system has a lot to answer for!

By: "spongebob"

I think there's been too much waxing off

s-t-u Thursday, 27 May 2010 at 08:58 pm

danielson you truly are a stupid mother f—ker.

antifroth Thursday, 27 May 2010 at 10:52 pm

Tassie is a state of Australia, New Zealand is New Zealand. Danielson mate you need to attend geography classes you silly goose.

jpower Friday, 28 May 2010 at 10:42 am

What a joke!!!

mtw Friday, 28 May 2010 at 08:54 pm

We have more Kiwi's over here than over in NZ, and whenever a Kiwi does anything good we claim them as our own. Maybe Danielson has a point. All in favour of our newly formed Eastern State, say Yay.

This must be the first step to world domination.

jaffa1949 Saturday, 29 May 2010 at 10:28 am

NO , No, what you want to call the eastern state blocks so much super long fetch long period swell to NSW, speak to a Maori or Hawaii get your head flattened straight.
And if they are all over here then there's space in the lineups over there.
Mr Myagi says so Danielson

gannet Wednesday, 2 Jun 2010 at 12:38 am

Hey I'm with you Danielson
Hawaii is a US state - like it or not (geopolitically accurate if not morally justifiable). And if I remenber correctly from politics lectures, NZ was involved in the pre-federation discussions along with the australian colonies. At one point it looked like NZ would sign up while WA would not! Imagine that, we wouldn't be able to claim Taj Burrow as one of our own.
Oh, hang on a minute...

Goddog Wednesday, 2 Jun 2010 at 09:30 am

we're all dying in 2012 anyway

flan Wednesday, 2 Jun 2010 at 02:03 pm

Better at what?!!!!

wax-on-danielson Thursday, 3 Jun 2010 at 03:53 am

flan - not sure.

god - lets rob a bank and live like kings

gannet - i heard that rooting sheep was invented in australia then moved to nz so that's probably another point on the issue. baaaah

jaffa - what are you going on about getting my head flattened by a maori? what if i'm a top fighter and boot them in the balls HARD then run off?

s-t-u - go build a sandcastle ya kook

davo1991 Thursday, 3 Jun 2010 at 11:08 am

hawaiian should be included as american and NZ should be included as australian...

By: "wax-on-danielson"

why the fuck would we want new zealand? agreed about hawaii though

jaffa1949 Thursday, 3 Jun 2010 at 12:50 pm

Mr Myagi says Check this site it welcomes you Daniel san
www. thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/

dingusmcsquidlips Friday, 4 Jun 2010 at 07:41 am

yes American surfers are better at;
Getting staph infections.
Being kooks.
Pretending to be Hawaiian.
Being obnoxious.
Placement of stickers.
Invading 3rd world countries.
Allowing puppets to run their country.

Having said that there are more than likely many of them that are actually decent blokes.

seal Tuesday, 8 Jun 2010 at 01:44 am

And overpricing Indo boat trips with their desire to big note themselves at every oportunity by flashing huge amounts of $US to all the operators of said boats.Therefore making trips out of the price of the average Aussie surfer. Good thing in a way, I guess, as it keeps the crowd down slightly.

antifroth Tuesday, 8 Jun 2010 at 10:11 am

Aussies on the WCT = 21
Americans on the WCT = 15
the math says it all except for Kelly Slater?
Figure that one out......

olskool Friday, 11 Jun 2010 at 02:32 am

Wax on Danielson,i think your title says it all.you watch to much telly.thats not living Danielson............