Realsurf Roll Call

See, this is where I'm confused. I thought dino was Wayne and he was one of these guys:

But it turns out I was wrong all along and he's Jim Sheedy, the best boy grip?

Im definitely not dino or dinosaur

Off to a great start already, haha.

Well I hate my old username as well on the forums I use to frequent.

Batfink, can I reveal who you are, this making them guess is getting old really quickly :D

Fuck it. I'm not here either.

I saw the word windjammer in a Steve Shearer quote which referenced the
Messiah, which he in turn used to confound me in another life. Thought it cruel..... damn you autocorrect....cool, so here I am.
Now I wish I was just Guard. Avon Guard.

Even I'm here.

Lom reporting for duty SIR! Now,where were we- Dino-you're a kunt- no-a cant -agh fuck it- you're a cunt! Anyone know where the nearest Retravision is? The last one seems to have closed up shop!

Where's Daz? I hope he comes over too ... at least I'll recognise his posting and know who at least one of you is ...

hey i am the best boy grip thank you very much you cunt poof wang

Who is this dino arsehole everyone is snogging?

who's sharkattack and dondellion ??

Was that a fucking set up or what!?

Shit, I don't know if I want to be associated with you scum bags over here...

Has anyone seen Pompom? Last I saw he was pinned under the hull.

By: "bumfluff"

I'm right here babe xx

Is anyone in contact with Schmental? Would love to see him back..

"bumfluff" wrote:

Has anyone seen Pompom? Last I saw he was pinned under the hull.

By: "tomtom"

I'm right here babe xx

Oh. So you....... Survived.

hey i am the best boy grip thank you very much you cunt poof wang

By: "dinosaur"

I'm calling this out as not Dino - it's TomTom.

"tomtom" wrote:

Has anyone seen Pompom? Last I saw he was pinned under the hull.

By: "bumfluff"

I'm right here babe xx

Oh. So you....... Survived.

Nothing can kill me, you sad little flower.

Jim, I am not dino - I have a modicum of self respect, something you need to discover for yourself. First step, stop fucking the sheep... the rest will be easy after that.

i must be dumber than dandelion cause i cant figure it out.

Also I tried to change my new avatar but it won't let me. Is this some sort of cruel penance I have to serve. doomed to look at a harlequin baby everytime I check these forums? As much as I find the little suckers amusing. I'm afraid theyve gone off the boil (no pun intended) a bit and I find they are now about as topically shocking as trevg's gynecological result.

ie: patient. Trev G. Location Queensland. Vagina. Full of sand and extremely sharp shell fragments.

So yeah can you help me out?

By: "jimsheedy"

TomTom as well.

Quite the love-in ... should I shave first?

no- but can you tell us what your girlfriend thinks about the size of your pecker?

We can say cunt? How awesome ya bunch of cunts. Stu you'd be loving this. Can you ban Bumboy
please? I signed up in the beginning but the forums were really lame then. Maybe things are on the up..
Fong wont be here though cause the emoticons are a bit tricky..

Jeez jim, you & bum have such a strenuous relationship... wanna talk about it?

Fong wont be here though cause the emoticons are a bit tricky..

By: "jimmy"

He probably still hasn't figured out that everyone has moved to Swellnet ;)

^He knows. Actually, that's giving half-mong too much credit. I take it back.

the word cunt will counteract the lack of emoticons.....

"my pecker", lom? Who said I had one?

Clif is a post op tranny, lom - get with the fucking program.

Hey-take it easy on me-I'm only a newbie round these parts.Any more abuse like that and I'm goon back to tell Trev-and you don't want that now do ya?

Be patient dear Fong. This is 'little buddy' (wink wink) here. Just finished give Marcus final spray. Letting his brother go all psycho banshee like in public like that was EPIC disgrace- !:Evil/twisted!::&!
Good to see ya made it over. It's all a bit new. Dino aka Slim Shady is prob nestle up with the sheep now. But he's found a good bit o grazing pasture and set up tents in the stealth of night here and when some of these part time swellnetters get up see the scores of real refugees sprawlled over the place they're gonna be in big shock. - here insert "!shock!" face.
:-) &:-))

Only one question fong-when they let you through the pearly gates into the greener pastures here, what did you answer to "are you a cockroach or a cane toad"?

Been here a little while

joined a while back - mainly to give shearer some feedback on his "outsider" gear but did very little cause I'm a one forum guy.

already buggered up a quote so i'll have to get the hang of that.

weird...now that I can swear I don't want to...aaah the humanity!

Where's Daz? I hope he comes over too ... at least I'll recognise his posting and know who at least one of you is ...

By: "toby"

Reporting as cough cough *real surf daryl* spew spew

how the fuck could Norwood Don let some dummy attacks so steadily wreck what was once a great forum, i THIN KNi'LL CHANGE MY NAME TO manguy

By: "clint"

come on clit, it couldn't've been that lame wink wink

So where's the booger section?

Karlos, turn left at the sign that says "foam and bedding mattresses this way". then, when you get to the front door, turn left, go out the back and there will be a Skipp's Bin. The offcuts are in there.

Good to see you over here Karlos.. They'll probably make just for you pal.

So where's the booger section?

By: "karlos"

meanie, marcus is going to bust a leg getting you back for that

Karlos, turn left at the sign that says "foam and bedding mattresses this way". then, when you get to the front door, turn left, go out the back and there will be a Skipp's Bin. The offcuts are in there.

By: "clif"

that's what I meant, is there a place for demented pisspants

So where's the booger section?

Done -this is starting to feel more like home every day!

Anyone seen a mini-mal riding IT geek?

Slightly paunchy and fond of midget Brazilians?

Yep, saw him a few pages back Steve

Thought i heard him in the ablutions block this morning..

cold turkey, the only way to go

ok youse cunce, I'm in.

No you're not- until you post a pic!

been here a while.
hasnt been many epic swell generating systems on the far horizon for me to waffle about so I dont have much to say

Anyone seen a mini-mal riding IT geek?

Slightly paunchy and fond of midget Brazilians?

By: "freeride76"

He's Clint Steve.

"toby" wrote:

Where's Daz? I hope he comes over too ... at least I'll recognise his posting and know who at least one of you is ...

By: "rasda"

Reporting as cough cough *real surf daryl* spew spew

how the fuck could Norwood Don let some dummy attacks so steadily wreck what was once a great forum, i THIN KNi'LL CHANGE MY NAME TO manguy

ah ha! there you are...rasda? i'm thinking who the figleaf is rasda...should't it be ...reporting as surreal da...?
You were deeply offended by my likening security Guard/Watermelonman's Excorsist rants to a merging of you and Borat i assume.?

Speaking of which, anyone witness last night's hallucinogenic ramblings? EPIC!