now Southey that's the best post ever.....we now now know the real identity and self esteem problems being a negro American out in the Aussie desert....all is now understood

Gee uppity , waiting for summer are you .
But it looks like you've been in the tanning salon again .
Quite funny that your actually a fictional character set on the edge of the
Ocean forever looking out over it.!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Bourne

uplift wrote:

Get another tatt bad boy, ya getting ya ink done, seein' ya 'accidently' showed us the uvver one.... 'accidently' wiv awl ya uvver badboy shots!!! Your posin' looks deluxe too!

'Aye you won't believe it, look, its a fucking little try hard idiot posing on the roof of his campy twaila in the middle of the fucking desert on his way to the middle of the desert campy gwound!'

What in the flying fuck, are ya thinking up there? No, spare us, we don't need to know that sick, gimpy shit.

'Nithce sthhot take unnuver one boythz, get me new inkth in vis one... thee wot it thays , get vith angwle, I'll point at vat secwet sthign... quickwy get ver cool sthot!!!!'

Actually Muplift ,
That Tattoo shot was actually a fake bali one after a big night celebrating a good trip to outer islands years ago . It was actually taking the piss out of Koby and the real bad boys (bra boys weren't the only gang sporting them at the time , i believe a few of the 'Naki lads did also ) who were also on the island at the time . I've mentioned this before somewhere on here ,
anyway it read " Can't Dance ; Don't Care ! " . As for the blowhole shots , everytime i take someone new up the NW i take their obligatory shot , it was quite timely as there was another Tsunami warning at the time , he was just looking for high ground .!
Hey Brute , you have to read the whole Bio , its hilarious . I want to find the show , or a poster of it and get uppity to sign it . I didn't realise i was hanging shit on someone actually famous , well atleast a fictional character that was ............... hang on i can see the parallels here . LOL

uppy , are you there champ ?

Eddie the eagle of the surfing world!!!

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Surfing ( Shithouse ) , Basketball ? Junior intermediate ......
But the real goal is Mountain Climbing .... Real dizzy heights .

Arselift forget to include one more Certificate / reference on his Lust .

His talk of Everist reminded me .

Only that his Mt Everest is a little strange different to everyone else's .

See he wants to Mount Olympia . And plant his Flag deep into her muddy soul .

" On the Cliff top , drawings pictures of Mountain tops ,
with him ontop , lemon yellow sun .
Arms raised in a Vee , whilst the dead lay in a pool of Maroon Below .... ....
Shirtlifter spoke in , spoke in . Shirtlifter spoke in Class TODAY , oooh ooh oh
TRY to forget this , TRY to Erase this " ........ ( Pearl Jam )