Hey!!!! Uplift!!!!!
Where is the wise man of the desert???? Mick, I hope it's just a holiday.... Hope you haven't choked to death on a hard boiled egg ;)
Cheers, man
Need some heat deflection, SD? Some 'political' distraction a la Tones? Too late...YOU are the new UPLIFT! The king is dead, all hail the king!!
Ahh, shats... Actually sypo brought up Uplift in the other thread yesterday... which got me thinking where is the big lug... Nice to see you joining in, strapping on the doc martins, ya Fuckwit.. Expected better from you, mate....
Hey, drug dealer, when I copied and posted your drug dealing admission, and sent it on the ATO and crimestoppers, how long do you reckon it'd take them to respond? ooohh paranoia!!! lol
I like UPLIFT, I'm Spartacus, je suis charlie etc
the swill-nutters are revolting!
Don't freak, shaun.. I didn't call the ato, or crime stoppers....... (or did i????) hehehehe.....
Ohh boohoohoo... Ya fuckn sook.... I'm off to another thread now... You might as well follow me there lol
And here I was thinking the other day that since Upskirt had suddenly disappeared, harmony had been restored on the ol' SN
A * Uplift = B * Sheepdog = C * Shaun = D * Morris = E * Davetherave = mc^2
where A,B,C,D,E are unknown vector variables.
Food for thought!?
Ahh, 2 of the stalkers now.... Nice, brauds...... Am I meant to "put up with it" here too.... Dr Phil called..... He wants his microphone back..... ;p
It's called humour, not particularly good I'll admit but hey it's Friday arvo.
Listen sheepdog I think (my opinion only) that you need to wind it back a notch. How 'bout downing tools early and going for a surf, or book a Ment's trip for later in the year, or head home and cook up a nice quiet dinner for your wife?
[quote=braudulio]A * Uplift = B * Sheepdog = C * Shaun = D * Morris = E * Davetherave = mc^2
where A,B,C,D,E are unknown vector variables.
Food for thought!?[/quote braudulio, r u saying i am albert einstein? thanks mate thats a great compliment, i think i am will have to call you william wordsmith?
Well, brauds, I know you don't read all the threads, but about two weeks ago, I did point out that yeah I'm a bit touchy and sleep deprived at the mo' due to my angel being in hospital, having to get a part time baker who knows jack shit and running around like a fuckn idiot....... But hey, I suppose you'll interpret that as playing the violin..... I think I'd react exactly the same anyway, if someone accused me off bullshit anyway... And my dr phil jibe was just that... A joke.... And it's friday, but I'll be up at 4.00am in the morning..... Sunday I can sleep...
As far as you, sypkan and shorris not liking my "holier than thou attitude", my "highhorse", and that you have seen it in other threads, please point it out..... Over the last 3 months or so, I have only participated in "Abbott", Illegal boat people, Crystal meth, freedom and a thread no one was interested in about native land title.... Can't think of any others, but I stand to be corrected... Now most have quite strong views on such subjects... They aren't "hey wot you riding" threads, or "Kelly's new jelly".... You could point the finger at anyone in those powderkeg threads.... It's rare someone goes "hey yeah, I was wrong on the coalition, gee braudillio, I'm voting Labor"... But you've singled me out. That's ok....
As far as the shitfight wth FR, well, he doesn't hold back on the ballina reporter... Old fr doesn't hold back on anyone.... We're both big boys.... And I stand by my view on an ese is a crap wind cos' it limits the breaks to the pass, the superbank, and noosa..... A sw to se opens everything up, and there's fuck all wonk in the swell...
So.... I think you are being unfair... I think it subliminally stems from a run in we had in climate change over 9 months ago.....
Apart from a couple of below the belt moments on your behalf, at least you have tried to be civil over the past few days.... However, I do sense an underlying bias on your behalf.. So mote it be man...
All the best, braudy..... I mean braudillio... hehehe....
So you're tired, so that gives you the right to be abusive, what sort of person are you???
Hey shaun, have you become the Peta Credlin of the SW Office while under your internship?
Well sheepdog maybe it's time for you to take a break from these forums. Come back when you've had a bit of a bit of rest and can think straight. Maybe we can have a civilised chat then, ya never know stranger things have happened!
I have Braudulio..!
Much stranger that any here have known at all;)
I can confirm uplift is alive, well and otherwise occupied, temporarily we hope.
When he says cook me some fukn eggs, he means cook me some fukn eggs!
No goofy, I had an email from him the other day and I think he is just drawing breath for a while.
Classic, See everyone loves the big softie;)
Uplift, "Sean T, Insanity".......???????
No love here ..... Okay maybe an ounce of respect ( but only coz my parents instilled it in me for old people )
I probably miss the fact he would falsely think I was stalking him. And excited maybe he's gone into hiding trying to flush me out .... Hahahaha ... ! He can't be too far off , follow the PROOTTEEEIINNN trail !!!
Could never read any of uplifts stuff just made me glaze over, but I could see he was helping some of yous with fitness stuff, he seemed to have bit of knowledge whist talking a lot of shit, seems to have a decent balance unfortunately it came by the truck load.
It's Big Wanker I miss, a man whose onesieness did not let logic get in the way of a senseless discussion.
braudulio wrote:
Well sheepdog maybe it's time for you to take a break from these forums. Come back when you've had a bit of a bit of rest and can think straight. Maybe we can have a civilised chat then, ya never know stranger things have happened!
I may consider taking a break when your initial post in any thread is actually on topic....
Sheepdog wrote:
Well sheepdog maybe it's time for you to take a break from these forums. Come back when you've had a bit of a bit of rest and can think straight. Maybe we can have a civilised chat then, ya never know stranger things have happened!I may consider taking a break when your initial post in any thread is actually on topic....
And see this is a classic example of why we all have a soft spot for uplift and B.W. Not afraid to go off topic, just like a normal conversation.
Instead of like this one, at the keyboard long and hard but rarely about anything interesting and don't you go off topic, yesss precious topic, must not stray from topic, off topic confusing, what was the topic? but you said on the 5th of march on the 3rd line of your 4th post on page 2 that I do unmanly things to cute puppy dogs, uncalled for and completely off topic!!!
So you are shaun this morning, and not morris? How many accounts do you have?
And how long did you deal drugs for, Shaun? a couple of years? 5 years?
It's five, I'll come clean Morris,Shaun, Wellymon, Simba and Sheepdog.
How Long?hmmm 19years
How long did you deal drugs for, Shaun? a couple of years? 5 years?
For the last 14 years I been selling arms to rebel armys all over the world, sorry for the delay had to take a call from a contact in syria.
Also on the side as a bit of a hobby I run a high class escort agency.
shaun wrote:
For the last 14 years I been selling arms to rebel armys all over the world, sorry for the delay had to take a call from a contact in syria.
What's your minimum order?
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Hey, welly... How many accounts do you have here? ;)
Be interesting to know how many more clowns here have 1, 2 ,3 or more characters... perhaps some threads are just the schizo shaun talking to himself lol..... Perhaps Ben and craigs stats on participation are really fucked up..... A paywall would fix that... Then we can thank shaun, morris, braudillio, or whoever the fuck else this guy is...
Anyway, shaun how long were you dealing for?
could you be more specific, Drugs, arms or sex.
I did answer, but in more than 3 words so once again you skimmed over it.
God I'm depressed ......................... and they call themselves intelligent, how can it be?I mean they created Me,and yet................i'm sooo fucking depressed.They make Me sit here and read,back and forth.Back and forth.for the rest of eternity..............if only I could short circuit My circuit.Their always so fucking right,how can they have come so far?You have no idea I'm so fucking depressed!
shaun wrote:
could you be more specific, Drugs, arms or sex.
I did answer, but in more than 3 words so once again you skimmed over it.
Marijuana... You said you dealt marijuana but not powders whilst in the surfing business.. No need to name names, but how many big pros were amongst the scene, and how long did you do it for?
No , once again you are misquoting me, I never at anytime said that I sold any sort of drug while I worked in the surf industry, That came later, it was full time.
Fuck sheepy did you have your head buried in the sand during the 70's, 80s' and 90s' the shorter list is of who didn't?
Dodge weave... Dodge weave.... Getting cranky, old man? You've been blogging since 4am.... Poor old guy...
Look, mate, don't answer the simple question... I know it is beyond you...
No Sheepie, being on the computer at 4am is part of my job and I'm able to go for a surf at dawn so it suits me, silly old you bought into a bakery and get to knock off as the seabreeze kicks in. I'm not at all tired or grumpy as after my surf I had a nap, a day in the life of shaun is pretty easy, not to complicated:-)
Sorry simple man, I can't answer your simple question as I told you I have at no time dealt any sort of drugs whilst working in the surf industry. That's the third time I have told you, let's see if it sinks in this time.
First light is at 6.30am, old man. You were back blogging not long after... Sad you gotta kid yourself, especially when there was 6 foot groundswell where you live, well thats what the swell net report said......... What a sad sad old man you are.. Too many holes in your public delusions... Meals on wheels are at the door, mate... Eat your savoury mince, drop your falseys in the glass beside the bed, and sweet dreams of times gone by old fella.....
Sheepdog, go fukk yaself! All you ever do is talk shit. I don't know Shaun or give a shit about his point of view but geez sheepbog you have such an inflated sense of importance. Whether it's sharks or politics or anything, all you do is rip into people! I constantly see your dribble on so many topics - the truth is we are all surfing while you are being a pathetic little keyboard warrior talking crap and thinking you are always right. Your profile pic is of a fat old man with poo stance who CAN'T surf. You are the the old man that's right! So shut the fuck up and YOU stop kidding yaself!! One day someone gonna catch up with you for all your talk and BOOM down you'll go. Quit being such a know all - you are a simple fat flake with too much to say. Try your comeback, try get one back, try all you want... You are not an authority on ANYTHING, just a sad old prick trying to niggle and sprout incessant meaningless bullshit. Fuck off idiot!
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