All Things Religion Thread

…all things priests n politicians (& intelligence ‘chiefs’)

(agent orange beauty pageantry high priest n stein)

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/2KXvpEfBrsQ

;););););)

One for thee ye old Optimist..

Seems legit

You seriously listen to that shite, Opti?
You are one sick puppy!

^ haha exactly what a fuckn nutjob

‘his secret ambition’ hahahaha
- wonder how all the kiddy fiddler priests translate that one…

https://youtube.com/shorts/99FrrF6k00I?si=FAeOR8ldUCmvvRVX

- hear hear !
… the holy trinity ;)

Jordan looking like an “intellectual jeebus philosopher exposed” more so these days. Bit up tight. Bit angry. Bit realising he’s a moron because he’s hitched his smarts to the dumbest story known.

The grift

^ haha what a cunt
- & strangely enough …also a delusional religious fanatic ;)

…these fuckers are the original grifters and artificial gangsters
- no wonder so many align with pedo trump n co

This guy sure has some fun with logic v faith discussions

tearymasseuse wrote:

^ haha what a cunt

- & strangely enough …also a delusional religious fanatic ;)

…these fuckers are the original grifters and artificial gangsters

- no wonder so many align with pedo trump n co

Hilarious some of these (most?) evangelicals have got behind the anti christ.

There are no F#%*! Humans…!there are no F#%*! Humans ..! ..cried the ants as they stood upon their elevated twig.
Teary and Seedy were two angry little ants and even though many in the colony had testified that they had interacted with something much larger than themselves….they were adamant , …
….there were no such things as humans….none.
Day in and day out sometimes late into the night they would stand upon their twig and scream out their non belief in humans much to the annoyance of the colony….
“They may be well right” some would say….
Some in the colony would say to them “ it’s all about scale”…..there may be something bigger than us couldn’t there be?
One day while standing upon their twig yelling as usual amongst the tall green grass, a rumbling sound came…..the ground began to shake and the other ants scattered and headed underground……
Seedy and teary were still high on their twig and started to climb down but….
Too late ……a big red Honda lawnmower …a HRU196 Buffolo Pro to be exact….made in Australia by humans….pushed by a human …mowed them down.
Teary and seedy were no more…..they just couldn’t understand that there are things greater out there than what they could perceive and shouldn’t have constantly listened to the bull ants and other species which aligned with their views but rather have kept an open mind……THE END.

seeds wrote:

Is that from the Old Testament or the New Testament?

Hahahaha
- straight outta z book of knobhead!

…way to go flopti pedo guy ;);)
- kewl story n all hahaha

….. jebus must b pretty proud of another one of his ‘open minded’ lobotomy candidates spreading ummmmm

- the word of a knobhead ;);)

(it’s also very kwistian to wish death upon others haha & will actually give you points flopti for adding in the ‘human made’ element in your wonderfully invented fictional tale haha, but I’m sure you already realise you’ve just debunked everything about your precious and imaginary beliefs by using that exact ‘human made’ analogy in your kewl story… it’s not at all ummm similar to ‘human made’ religious figures, stories & ‘human made’ ummm religions hahahahaha)

…vroom vroom flopti you sick fuck ooooops!
- watch out for those human made death machines ;)

https://youtube.com/shorts/I6ayGT4T26U?si=-I4H8cc5tlQKME6S

https://youtube.com/shorts/U7kJaDVN00s?si=QvFU_fYf77KHKJb8

… all things

& don’t forget jd’s mentor / financier haha

…gollum looking bible quoting piece o shit lawd frauds ;)

…& time for a calhoun double shot!
- prai$e the fuckn lawd ay ;);)

tearymasseuse wrote:

…& time for a calhoun double shot!

- prai$e the fuckn lawd ay ;);)

Saw that yesterday. Simples and hard to argue against. Although a greater power than us probably has a good rebuttal;)

…tortoise duality ;);)

Molesters
Are
Given
Anonymity

(all things religion)

#savedbygod #churchofpedo

israel is a big fat fucking loser, destroyed itself, Jewish diaspora want nothing to do with it.
(new nations get run by fucktards within only a couple generations, as we see in post-colonial African countries.. and like germany, which was made up in 1871. became horrible fucktards only decades later.) sorry for all that, I wish it wasn't so..

‘chosen’

?

…the contrast between perception vs reality ;)
- the brutal truth of insane imaginary religious justification

& real world lessons of impending accountability.

Watched this the other day on Netflix.....interesting bit of history...worth a watch.
I know Teary Gollum wont .....LOL.

Hahahahaha

…history in the making, in the now
- try distract & deflect all u want flopti u sick fuck ;)

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/C6eLSicpUR0

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/eUfS6ZcrAXI

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/tVEwcGgf6cU

…you know him, he is your friend

- u and agent orange and the peds ;)

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/iG3ygQhNL9Y

… thou shalt not kill ;)

(the revolution will not be televised)

Wow a 4 post dump …..your demons were raging eh Gollum….
“ we hates it precious …quick….quick !..dump the tubes on it….
We hates the Adoni man ….we hates the words precious….dump the tubes on it quick!..dump the tubes..!,,

tearymasseuse wrote:

& don’t forget jd’s mentor / financier haha

…gollum looking bible quoting piece o shit lawd frauds ;)

Hahaha …..precious
- nice try flopti ;);)

…ya “gollum looking bible quoting piece o shit” lawd fraud

- thou shalt not steal ay (plagiarism and storytelling is all u got)

Yawn ;);)

& you’ll b ok flopti ‘even though you don’t know what this life is about’ ;)

- just keep searching for those ciggy butts on the ground ;);)

#yoursaviour #dothcometh #andprotectopedos#@floptidarren

I think you're trying to call @teary a 'golem' @Opti.
fair play, it's on brand, and plumps out your protracted courtship ; )

basesix wrote:

I think you're trying to call @teary a 'golem' @Opti.

fair play, it's on brand, and plumps out your protracted courtship ; )

Hahaha, well spotted @beetle6

;);)

...interesting bit of history...worth a watch ;)

https://youtube.com/shorts/R_VsQdf4dgc?si=BDOGF76PUM8m-Z6R

There are some truly beautiful people in this world...
...I wish that I were one of them, but have over the years had the privilege of meeting many...
This Netflix film is about a some of them.....enjoy.

I don’t despise anyone…..but poor quality posts trying to induce a response don’t deserve one….I'm not here to entertain your boredom.
That for me , applies across all threads.

poor quality posts? fail dot com forward slash @Opti's face.

the posts on swellnet are incredible. read them. you'll learn things. if you think they aren't you aren't engaging.

"poor quality posts trying to induce a response don’t deserve one….I'm not here to entertain your boredom." is why no-one has raised their hand to signal getting anything from your pedestrian proselytising.

Don't worry, no-one listened to me beautiful choir posts either. *sigh* it is just not cool to be into Christianity like we are, @Opti..

Optimist wrote:

I don’t despise anyone…..but poor quality posts trying to induce a response don’t deserve one….I'm not here to entertain your boredom.

That for me , applies across all threads.

You’re not here to answer legitimate questions either arsehat. Want to come here every Sunday reciting nonsense that is rightfully questioned. Other questions about your church. No answer ever. If you’re so sure of your god and the church you’ve settled on (ridiculous that you get to settle on your version. Why isn’t gods version all the same) why won’t you answer any questions about it? What are you hiding?
You know it won’t pass decent secular people’s morals. Morals aren’t from religion, they’re from human nature evolved as a communally based species. Who passes the pub test between you and us?

astonishing when people quote the bible to try convince those who know the bible is nought but a cute archaic thang.. jehovah's witness stuff..

the conundrum below was raised in today's film, 'Kangaroo Island', relevant to @Opti's Greek references last week. Epicurus, an EPIC western pillar of a feller around Aristotle's time: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epicurean_paradox

These clowns don’t have the courage of their convictions. Just sniveling little weirdos that prey on lost people with all sorts of trauma issues. Pity those born into this.
Unlike what he thinks his religion offers there is no freedom of speech, no fair treatment of women and no adherence to anything old jeebus thought. It’s all about control.
Opti, what is your church’s policy on people that lose faith and want to leave the church? How are they treated if they in fact leave the church?

I've never ONCE asked @Opti a gotcha question. He simply didn't want to talk with me, just lumped me into an idea he has about 'the others'. Really sad waste. He seems like he had potential once. I've never done the drugs, but he seems like a slow-burn symptom who's dragged a presumably good woman and some decent kids along for a lamearse ride that includes very little proper conversing.. I reckon it's the duck's-nuts @Opti has his beliefs. Doesn't affect mine in the least. Don't reckon you'll get an answer, @seeds..

Never will
That’s jeebus’ way
Or in fact there is no answer that’s palatable
Prey on the needy in their state of hopelessness then present all the answers through loving grooming sessions
That’s when the real gotcha happens
Do you speak in tongues, Opti?

Seems legit
How does your speaking sound Opti! Give us a rip in the morning hey!!
https://youtube.com/shorts/0KgME1jo5VQ?si=H2GiHFqYAKihifYW

Exercise is godliness
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ua13iUAET6s?si=LBzzIyq97loc1JYH
In the 80s this was aerobics aus style
Stephy was a stiffy

Aerobics Aussie Style - Michelle was at our work gym 5 days per before joining the TV gymnastics !!

Effy, my apologies

You can be physically dead or spiritually dead..
.....if your both you have a real problem...
The Death of Lazarus
11 Now a certain man was sick, Lazarus of Bethany, the town of Mary and her sister Martha.
2 It was that Mary who anointed the Lord with fragrant oil and wiped His feet with her hair, whose brother Lazarus was sick.
3 Therefore the sisters sent to Him, saying, “Lord, behold, he whom You love is sick.”
4 When Jesus heard that, He said, “This sickness is not unto death, but for the glory of God, that the Son of God may be glorified through it.”
5 Now Jesus loved Martha and her sister and Lazarus.
6 So, when He heard that he was sick, He stayed two more days in the place where He was.
7 Then after this He said to the disciples, “Let us go to Judea again.”
8 The disciples said to Him, “Rabbi, lately the Jews sought to stone You, and are You going there again?”
9 Jesus answered, “Are there not twelve hours in the day? If anyone walks in the day, he does not stumble, because he sees the light of this world.
10 But if one walks in the night, he stumbles, because the light is not in him.”
11 These things He said, and after that He said to them, “Our friend Lazarus sleeps, but I go that I may wake him up.”
12 Then His disciples said, “Lord, if he sleeps he will get well.”
13 However, Jesus spoke of his death, but they thought that He was speaking about taking rest in sleep.
14 Then Jesus said to them plainly, “Lazarus is dead.
15 And I am glad for your sakes that I was not there, that you may believe. Nevertheless let us go to him.”
16 Then Thomas, who is called the Twin, said to his fellow disciples, “Let us also go, that we may die with Him.”
I Am the Resurrection and the Life
17 So when Jesus came, He found that he had already been in the tomb four days.
18 Now Bethany was near Jerusalem, about [a]two miles away.
19 And many of the Jews had joined the women around Martha and Mary, to comfort them concerning their brother.
20 Then Martha, as soon as she heard that Jesus was coming, went and met Him, but Mary was sitting in the house.
21 Now Martha said to Jesus, “Lord, if You had been here, my brother would not have died.
22 But even now I know that whatever You ask of God, God will give You.”
23 Jesus said to her, “Your brother will rise again.”
24 Martha said to Him, “I know that he will rise again in the resurrection at the last day.”
25 Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in Me, though he may die, he shall live.
26 And whoever lives and believes in Me shall never die. Do you believe this?”
27 She said to Him, “Yes, Lord, I believe that You are the Christ, the Son of God, who is to come into the world.”
Jesus and Death, the Last Enemy
28 And when she had said these things, she went her way and secretly called Mary her sister, saying, “The Teacher has come and is calling for you.”
29 As soon as she heard that, she arose quickly and came to Him.
30 Now Jesus had not yet come into the town, but [b]was in the place where Martha met Him.
31 Then the Jews who were with her in the house, and comforting her, when they saw that Mary rose up quickly and went out, followed her, [c]saying, “She is going to the tomb to weep there.”
32 Then, when Mary came where Jesus was, and saw Him, she fell down at His feet, saying to Him, “Lord, if You had been here, my brother would not have died.”
33 Therefore, when Jesus saw her weeping, and the Jews who came with her weeping, He groaned in the spirit and was troubled.
34 And He said, “Where have you laid him?”
They said to Him, “Lord, come and see.”
35 Jesus wept.
36 Then the Jews said, “See how He loved him!”
37 And some of them said, “Could not this Man, who opened the eyes of the blind, also have kept this man from dying?”
Lazarus Raised from the Dead
38 Then Jesus, again groaning in Himself, came to the tomb. It was a cave, and a stone lay against it. 39 Jesus said, “Take away the stone.”

Martha, the sister of him who was dead, said to Him, “Lord, by this time there is a stench, for he has been dead four days.”

40 Jesus said to her, “Did I not say to you that if you would believe you would see the glory of God?”
41 Then they took away the stone [d]from the place where the dead man was lying. And Jesus lifted up His eyes and said, “Father, I thank You that You have heard Me.
42 And I know that You always hear Me, but because of the people who are standing by I said this, that they may believe that You sent Me.”
43 Now when He had said these things, He cried with a loud voice, “Lazarus, come forth!”
44 And he who had died came out bound hand and foot with graveclothes, and his face was wrapped with a cloth. Jesus said to them, “Loose him, and let him go.”

Happy Samhain / All Hallows / Halloween, swellnetters,
for whatever that means to you. which for most of us, isn't much.
(winter's end for we in the south, rather than Samhain / end of summer.
so this date for us has more in common with Beltane / May Day festivals

..but whatevs, all religion / mythology / philosophy / superstition / lore /
tradition is instructive and interesting, long as you look at it in its context)

Well picked Halloween scripture above, as we all know “Lazarus was a mummy!”
https://getalongwithgod.com/lazarus-was-a-mummy/

Here's an explore of a location from Boris Carloff's 1932 The Mummy, 2 hrs from Hollywood, Red Rock Canyon State Park (not to be confused with Red Rock Canyon NV, next to Vegas), as seen in Jurassic Park, Planet of the Apes, MASH, the inspiration for Big Bang Theory's Star Trek Next Gen Comic-Con episode (haha) and a gazillion westerns.

here's a 1932 The Mummy starter kit:

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Another jellylike troll dump.