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The OG of feline cuisine.
Iron Chef......... Alf.
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^ haha yesss ts
- and to think don claims to be the original old school cat eater wordsmith when Alf clearly pioneered quantity and variation in styles, breaking new ground as an illegal alien from a faraway land and consuming many more feline feasts than one could otherwise grab ;)
Whaahaahaa Tubeshooter that is hilarious.
I also had forgotten that Alf ate cats.
I’ve always wondered how many news articles Hunter actually published.
Not that you’d not have the time but could you be f…… after all that gonzoing.
Ok! Aussies need to get ahead of the Game...
Pretty soon some smart arse Yank is gonna ask us Aussies the obvious question!
Q : Do Aussie cats eat cats that eat cats that eat cats that eat cats!
A : Just answer Yes to humour them. (see Answer below.)
Stand Up Comedian Mocks Trump : "That Downunder Devil Cat is eating our Putty Tat!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=fHtRRkORLFA
[factcheck] [2:15] Tassie Devils aren't eating Kittens in the number they once did!
Answer
https://sciencing.com/tasmanian-devil-facts-for-kids-12747082.html
Tassie Tiger eats Devil cat that eats Feral cat that eats Quoll cat that eats Devil cat that eats Devil cat!
Follow Up smart arse Yank Question...Ok then!
Q : "Do your cute little Aussie Quoll Cats eat Human Babies!"
A : Being an Aussie, yer obliged to answer that...but First say! Only after you put the Gromz to bed!
Yank : "Strewth! Starts to Quiver!"
Some Crazy Lady : "The Quoll ate my Baby!"
Tip : Ya see! That there is exactly wot you must never say on Aussie Brekkie Telly...
( Phone Poll : 99% of Viewers don't think...They know you're a Devil Worshiper )
Trolls also say yer bowl cut & bloody vestal veil don't go together...
(How do you wanna respond to that!)
https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildlife/2022/03/quolls-….
Bonus smart arse Yank Question...
Do you Aussies sacrifice Virgins to Tassie Devils Live on Brekkie Telly!
Talk 'bout a silly Question...well durr! It's Straya Mate we breed our Brekkie Chix Tuff!
Our friends at home are about to get a bit more than they bargained for!
Hell Yeah! Put the Gromz to bed...said now!
seeds wrote:
I’m quite happy that I don’t have any idea who Gavin Newsom is.
LMFAO!!! Hey Seedsy. I never had a chance. Met that guy as a kid. Lol
I hope Juliang is okay, no post since Tuesday?
Seems very out of character
WHO was/is responsible for the southern border?
Keeping the weapons, drugs ,diseases,terrorist, criminals out???
AP has reported that the Iranians Hacked into Trumps Campaign Files , in Summer and sent the files to Biden Harris .
FBI are on 2 it , 2 .
Harris's Campaign confirmed they were "Victims " , of the Attack .
Apparently , they thought they were getting " Phished " and didn't read the Spam .
Only in America :) !
The Gaslighting , Capital of the World !
Former Australian PM and Bush's co Iraq and Afghanistan wars criminal John Howard declares his (reluctant) support for Harris ... https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2024/sep/20/howard-trum…
Morning Guy
When War Criminals like Dick Chaney and War Mongers , like Howard , both former Right Leaders , Reluctantly jump LEFT and Endorse Harris , what message does THAT send 2 the World ?
A picture paints a gazillion words , nearly :) !
With Rights jumping left and Lefts jumping Right , all over the place atm , its like watching a fn Tennis Match .
edit re below .
Shit , an Old Dog CAN learn new tricks .
Good boy !
Chaney is no mug , either .
indo-dreaming wrote:
I hope Juliang is okay, no post since Tuesday?
Seems very out of character
haha, very thoughtful and nice of you @indo..
might be one of those boom-and-bust posters.
what I meant when I said to him he's 'an unknown quantity'.
hope he/she is /they are okay too. recent times,
societal behaviour and interactions have been decking people all over.
seemed a good unit. obsessiveness and hauntedness notwithstanding.
tots should have started a 2am herbal tea options thread.
basesix wrote:
I hope Juliang is okay, no post since Tuesday?Seems very out of character
haha, very thoughtful and nice of you @indo..
might be one of those boom-and-bust posters.
what I meant when I said to him he's 'an unknown quantity'.
hope he/she is /they are okay too. recent times,
societal behaviour and interactions have been decking people all over.
seemed a good unit. obsessiveness and hauntedness notwithstanding.
tots should have started a 2am herbal tea options thread.
Definitely a boom and bust poster, you know those ones that come in from nowhere go crazy on just one topic and then once its done just vanish, but its not over yet?
So either Stu got sick of him and bumped him off, or who knows something really could have happened to him as he was way to passionate to not see things through until the election.
Maybe he's off on a surf trip for this swell down here over the weekend?
velocityjohnno wrote:
Maybe he's off on a surf trip for this swell down here over the weekend?
oop.. just got a message off him. like me, reckons Pland is the destination.
He said to pass on his best, and reckons Ginko and Dutton are the go..?
Jelly Flater wrote:
^ no idea what this is, Hooolio Jesglezus did it maybe? caro-mio-ben-tastic;
meine GOTT, this is exactly the folk music that classical opera ripped off!
(not saying 50 slaves-to-love playing hand-carved instruments isn't fricking amazing too!)
a fun diversion (any nth african eqivs?): "I must leave my home, Bolivia" (track 3 at 5:20):
burleigh wrote:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAHCxPTSrXo/?igsh=MW8xYzE3d3l3OThoeg==
^ love that scene, that's the eunuch and the possessed king from Game of Thrones, right?
Jelly Flater wrote:
^ fark, if that don't grab you from the first get go.. nice one.
but, what're they building in there.. not a playhouse for the children.
a consulting business in Indoneeesiaa.. ?
wipe them down with gasoline..
Why are people so unkind?
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"If someone breaks into my house , there're getting shot " , Kamala just told Oprah , during a televised Schmaltz , of the highest order !
Oprah was surprised Harris owned a gun , but loved the answer , from a tough , no nonsense , girl .
The Media are doing a Great job , at Campaigning for Harris .
She is able 2 relax and "let the Clock Run Down " and let them , do the heavy lifting .
Doesn't even have 2 do interviews , what a cushy job , she has .
Police defending Democracy ,
Jan 6th 2021 insurrection .
Were the Jan 6 protesters duped? (By Trump and Fox News).
“Yes”
Good to see you are alive and kicking Juliang. People were worried about you.
Good morning Juliang :) .
It's true , some on here were wondering if U were the Boom Bust type .
Not me , my gaze could c u Contemplating a Renaissance of Style .
You are a Young "wipper snipper " on SN and guessing your Style will develop .
I am an " Old fart bastard " and my Style has even , changed , 2 an "Old fart prick" type .
I am now , very "different " , 2 the old , old me .
My new style is more popular than my old style , really !
Hard 2 believe , I know .
PoppaD “ My new style is more popular than my old style , really !”
Ya reckon?
Came from a very low base GF , so yes , so far :) !
This Style has lasted longer than the other 1 , so that's a start .
Best advice I have ever heard ''if you are going to cut the cods off, at least make them into a set of earrings ''.
Juliang
The guys are just teasing and having fun .
We are not Butterflies , that have been previously , a Grubby Caterpillar .
Jelly Flater especially , is a " Jolly Joker " !
Going from West to East , like a Windina , is a bit drastic and not the Change , I am talking about .
Hello Base 6
Brad is brilliant , but I wouldn't go a Tesla .
At the start , was thinking a Big Diesel Truck with SO much Power , I don't need a paddle , 4 paddling , just 4 Crowd Control , so maybe a Club thingy .
As Brad mentioned that , I then thought about something with Side Wings .
As my right shoulder MIGHT B stuffed , I have been thinking SUP .
That's mate , U have shown me my Future !
Maybe a Shark ?
I reckon , I will Go like on SN .
Won't B popular , but noticed .
Edit
Paint it like Jaws !
Say I am scaring the small Sharks and keeping the surf zone safe .
Believe it , or not .
edit 2
Adam 12 is good 6'y !
haha, sups are another thing in the ocean quiver, go hard! say hi to adam for us, mate.
maybe felt unnoticed, but everyone read his thoughtful musings with pregnant interest.
Welcome back Juliang i was seriously a tad worried about you, thought maybe your pager blew up or something :P
Pop Down wrote:
Came from a very low base GF , so yes , so far :) !
This Style has lasted longer than the other 1 , so that's a start .
^^ ya reckon?
^ as we have all no doubt worked out, male, female, neither, to have someone look you in the eye, know you, really know you, and have your back and share a life, is the rarest thing on the planet. We generally settle for nearly that, which we should. anyone putting up with us for life should be good enough. Until it's painful.
Septic Tanks are going to Septic Tank