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factotum started the topic in Thursday, 27 Aug 2020 at 11:12 am

Septic Tanks are going to Septic Tank

freeride76 Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 05:40 am new

when did JP go full Trump retard?

Vic Local Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 09:10 am new

200,000 new infections.
There’s a meeting of global leaders discussing a coordinated response to the pandemic. Trump skips it and plays golf.
Yeah, but antifa and BLM...

Blowin Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 10:55 am new

Xu Jinping lies , obfuscates and persecuted whistleblowers in order to keep Wuflu secret then cynically ( evilly ? ) spreads it to the rest of the world whilst halting it domestically.

1.3 million dead. Global economy in tatters. People’s lives ruined.

Yeah , but Trump....

truebluebasher Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 11:01 am new

1964 - Republican Black Hair Dye Disaster Master. (Same but exactly the same)
https://i0.wp.com/www.nationalreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pic…

LA Times : "Are Trump's coronavirus failures Ronald Reagan's fault?"
https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2020-07-01/ronald-reagan-donald-t…
(same but same again)

Ex 'US President' with stained forehead scores Woodville [757] Pizza Boy job.

(same but almost pretty much the same countries & job swaps)

All ' Ex USSR / US Presidents acknowledge Biden as winner.
Just not the current 'slightly' more corrupt USSR / US Presidents...
https://tass.com/politics/1221159
(same again with an old-school pat on the back)

Vic Local Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 11:38 am new

Wow blowin, you're still going with the "Xu Jinping cynically spread the virus around the world" theory.
Firstly, if you're going to play the evil mastermind card, at least get his fucking name write. It's Xi Jinping you clown. Man, you can't even spell a two letter name correctly.
Secondly, loosen the tin foil hat dude.

truebluebasher Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 11:46 am new

CSIRO teach Batshit Crazy Lady how to brew up a storm...
Note: ( Only 1 of 3 Oz/China/US Labs have permission to brew a Pandemic! )
Note: ( Only China has Mainland human-like critters to spike a Coronavirus)

Nov 2019 : WIV fax CSIRO...We let the Bat outta the bag...you'd better lockdown!
Scomo says to look everywhere for the Bat but don't go down to the basement...
Yeah...Extinction tripod roadblocks locking down lockdowns

Ode to our own Dr Moreau Scomo

& again...

chook Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 11:53 am new

so xi spread the virus ot the US...and trump rolled over and just let xi's virus decimate the US population. trump got a pearl harbour moment...and did nothing. faced with a foreign threat, he capitulated.

Vic Local Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 11:55 am new

chook chook chook,
Don't you know that if you blame the CCP and Xi (or Xu) for everything, it means you can leap to victimhood mode straight away, and never have to take responsibility for pretty much anything?
blowin and Trump use the same playbook.

chook Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 12:01 pm new

yeah, he really goes to town with the whining, whinging complaining victimhood shtick.

zenagain Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 12:17 pm new

Throughout 2019 China's economy was stalling, the magnifying glass was focused on their human rights violations, a renewed push for democracy in HK, ASEAN nations starting to push back against their South China Sea illegal territorial grab, others questioning their role in the BRI, US tariffs starting to bite as well as a shift back to the USA's favour after reluctantly having to sign off on a renewed trade agreement.

Fast forward and the pandemic wreaks havoc on the world, especially the USA and China's economy is again booming and back to double digit growth. All this in an election year resulting in a government sympathetic rather than antagonistic towards them.

Is there not the teenciest bit of coincidence there or was the CCP just incredibly lucky?

fitzroy-21 Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 12:21 pm new

All they see is black and white through the tunnel vision Zen.

Blowin Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 12:28 pm new

I think this was my favourite part :

“Firstly, if you're going to play the evil mastermind card, at least get his fucking name write..........Man, you can't even spell a two letter name correctly.“

That’s some Sunday gold .

Can’t spell write !

Got to be a parody account .

chook Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 12:28 pm new

got to be a coincidence.
a killer virus spreading through china would look like the ccp had lost the 'mandate of heaven' that plays such a central role in chinese history and rule.

factotum Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 12:34 pm new

Don't get historical, Chook! We're on Swellnet!

Get hysterical!

Yew! Surf's up!

zenagain Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 12:34 pm new

Maybe you're write chook, just seems to be one hell of a lucky coincidence with the main beneficiary being...

zenagain Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 12:36 pm new

What do you reckon Mr. Facto, beyond the realms of belief?

You know, the bigger the lie and all that...

goofyfoot Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 12:50 pm new

Hahaha VL if you’re gunna be a grammar wanker you can’t make those fuckups. That’s hilarious

sypkan Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 01:13 pm new

"I think this was my favourite part :

“Firstly, if you're going to play the evil mastermind card, at least get his fucking name write..........Man, you can't even spell a two letter name correctly.“

That’s some Sunday gold .

Can’t spell write !

Got to be a parody account ."

Haha, fukn funny funny hilarious...

I'm still wondering where's this 'political isle' he talked of crossing and whether there's any surf there...

the dude's just too fucked up and funny to be real

Vic Local Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 01:17 pm new

Right. I'll own that one. Glad I gave you blokes something to laugh at.

zenagain Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 01:22 pm new

Good on you Vic. Taking ownership is a sign of character.

And you certainly are a character.

fitzroy-21 Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 01:24 pm new

Yeah, well done VL, write the wrongs! :)

sypkan Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 01:35 pm new

I think its more a case of 'never waste a good crisis' zen

and they most cerrainly didn't waste it...

they leveraged that fucker to the nth degree

zenagain Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 01:38 pm new

Did you put that in a Japanese accent just for me Syp?

I'm touched.

Blowin Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 01:43 pm new

Honest question - Why the personal affront taken by some when the self proclaimed Emporer God king of a dictatorship is criticised ?

Particularly when the same crew lose their shit hourly at the comparatively inconsequential tripe pulled by Trump . It’s all tears when they think Trump is destroying democracy but when the other bloke rejects the concept of democracy outright and publicly declares that democracy is the enemy there’s not just silence , they bound to his defence.

Can someone please explain to me what’s going on here ? What am I missing ?

I understand that some crew make money teaching Chinese students and selling coffees to bus loads of Chinese tourists but is that enough to trample their principles entirely ?

sypkan Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 01:53 pm new

...its the rirrle things zen...

sypkan Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 01:54 pm new

and...

Its clearly ideorogical conbenience...

the pay packet's just a bonus

chook Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 01:58 pm new

the thing you are missing is that when people are talking about trump, they are talking about trump.
saying that hitler or xi or idi amin is a cnt are completely irrelevant, regardless of whether they are cnts or not.

but you know that, you're not missing the point there, you're just deliberately being an asshole.

Blowin Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 02:06 pm new

Geez Chook. I’ve yet to see much evidence of your skills in logic mate.

Most of your posts sound like they’re written by a bricky’s labourer who’s just sunk 15 schooners after blowing his pay on the pokies.

chook Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 02:11 pm new

that'll be an ad hominen fallacy -- a rhetorical fallacy. \
attack the person, not the content of the claim.
you rightly let the claim stand that you are an asshole.

Blowin Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 02:11 pm new

Ummm....identifying the various devices and techniques to argue is not the same as employing logic in your arguments.

Are you aware of this ?

chook Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 02:21 pm new

i think you're talking about reasoning.
logic is a branch of calculus -- it's symbolic and looks like mathematics.
shit that looks like this....
https://images.bwbcovers.com/053/Introduction-to-Mathematical-Logic-Mendelson-Elliott-9780534066246.jpg

but please do go on...tell us all about logic

factotum Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 02:26 pm new

Hahahahaha. Sunday comedy indeed!

Typos are one thing, malapropisms another, but it takes a certain 'special' skill to come up with entirely new words!

Words like 'condescendation' and 'erifiable' for example.

No prizes for guessing which two 'special' Swolenut wordsmiths came up with those couple.

Duck duck go!

And write on, Vic. Keep the wankpuffins honest.

Blowin Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 03:00 pm new

Chook - Here’s a tip bloke. Not much point trying to impress me with your ( useless ) academic skill unless it’s got a practical application.

And if there’s one thing I can state without doubt it’s that you present very little evidence of actual ability to clearly convey a concise argument or viewpoint on these threads. Those that can do and all I guess.

zenagain Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 02:52 pm new

Ha ha! Wankpuffins...

Awww, you're just being a flibbertigibbet.

Blowin Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 02:57 pm new

That’s Facto’s skill in the real world : appropriating insults from clever / witty / funny people.

It’s the linguistic equivalent of tracing someone else’s art work . He’s very good at it !

factotum Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 03:09 pm new

Blowie, is that some erifiable condescendation I detect?

As the good doctor says: highly illogical.

https://i.ibb.co/4FX1JLZ/vulcan-Hand-1000x700.png

zenagain Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 03:02 pm new

Sincerest form of flattery Blowy.

Blowin Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 03:04 pm new

Tell me about it.

“ What’s what “ eh Facto !

zenagain Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 03:04 pm new

Actually, i'm sitting in a Chinese restaurant right this moment.

I don't know how I can live with myself.

Blowin Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 03:05 pm new

The sweet and sour pork will ease your pain and guilt , Zen.

zenagain Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 03:20 pm new

Spicy tantanmen Blowy.

Guilty pleasure.

indo-dreaming Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 04:21 pm new

Yew, VL welcome to the team :D
https://i.imgur.com/XFbX2UH.jpg

sypkan Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 04:19 pm new

facto, you haven't got a creative bone in your body...

and, it shows, daily...

with your constant regurgitated 'media driven propaganda'

your guardianista spell check tendencies

your grammar nazi proclivities

and your thread police authoritarianism (acab)

you are an ip authoritarian guadianista grammar nazi fascist

facisto...

sypkan Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 04:23 pm new

and a lying kunt hypocrite propagandaist to boot!

xi would be proud

xi is proud...

another wad of yuan to our number 1 aussie zealot

indo-dreaming Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 04:22 pm new

Would make an excellent politician though.

sypkan Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 04:24 pm new

the best!

factotum Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 06:45 pm new

R U OK, Sepp?

Seriously.

This Trumpy fiasco seems to be sending you a bit loopy.

Blowin Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 07:36 pm new

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factotum Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 06:53 pm new

Don't stress, you get a R U OK too, big fella.

Blowin Sunday, 22 Nov 2020 at 07:36 pm new

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