Jelly Flater wrote:

Hahahaha

- did someone say cooked? ;);)

Calm down ay flopti flanders haha

- '….yep an American , probably in a security position tracked this toxic nut and busted him for all his characters….'

Really!!!???

- certainly still cooking up those wild theories hahaha

"I have my own theory based on Genesis and years of study. Unfortunately Moses only gives us the short version of everything in earths early history when he wrote Genesis under Gods guidance.

My theory is this and it is just that, a theory….originally the earth was all joined together by land bridges ( Gondwana land)…It was all subtropical and around the earth were two layers. The ozone layer and the water layer. It never rained back then but the earth was watered by a global misting system. There were also huge amounts of water locked up underground. The UV damage on the earth was greatly reduced by there being an extra layer of protection. When God hit his reset button to wipe them out, the water layer around earth tuned to rain….serious rain that no one had ever seen. Also, the water under ground was broken up and surfaced.

Noah’s monstrous aircraft carrier was the only refuge. A massive ship 110 years in the making with 3 decks and a sample of all species that God wished to retain for the new world. No boat was ever bigger until world war two’ s aircraft carriers. It floated for a year with God chilling all His critters down into a less active state. The ark landed in now turkey and the new earth, with all its massive erosion and canyons and now great seas dividing continents became visible. More water locked back up underground. The fourteen cows fourteen sheep fourteen goats etc etc came in handy until new gardens could be established and of course Noah’s famous vineyard. God redistributes His retained species around the globe. Evil has been wiped from the face of the earth for a long season until the fullness of mans corruption reaches breaking point again. God will never flood the earth again while it remains. Mans lifespan gradually reduces capped to 120 years under his new environmental conditions.

If you apply my theory to your readings in Genesis it may bring it to life for you. See what you think."

Bonkers! Creationist nonsense trying to meld accepted science into Christian gobbledygook.
Thinking every lefty with a social conscience is the same person? Surely you don’t believe this? It’s insulting to every poster you named but also some of them have more smarts in their left foot than I have so obviously false.

pretty funny Albo went not intending to speak...with a prepared speech in his pocket.

ashsam wrote:

Forgot Jelly's victim blaming ;)

Who was the victim?

And does the shameless media hit-job not count?

seeds wrote:

Jelly Flater wrote:

Hahahaha

- did someone say cooked? ;);)

Calm down ay flopti flanders haha

- '….yep an American , probably in a security position tracked this toxic nut and busted him for all his characters….'

Really!!!???

- certainly still cooking up those wild theories hahaha

"I have my own theory based on Genesis and years of study. Unfortunately Moses only gives us the short version of everything in earths early history when he wrote Genesis under Gods guidance.

My theory is this and it is just that, a theory….originally the earth was all joined together by land bridges ( Gondwana land)…It was all subtropical and around the earth were two layers. The ozone layer and the water layer. It never rained back then but the earth was watered by a global misting system. There were also huge amounts of water locked up underground. The UV damage on the earth was greatly reduced by there being an extra layer of protection. When God hit his reset button to wipe them out, the water layer around earth tuned to rain….serious rain that no one had ever seen. Also, the water under ground was broken up and surfaced.

Noah’s monstrous aircraft carrier was the only refuge. A massive ship 110 years in the making with 3 decks and a sample of all species that God wished to retain for the new world. No boat was ever bigger until world war two’ s aircraft carriers. It floated for a year with God chilling all His critters down into a less active state. The ark landed in now turkey and the new earth, with all its massive erosion and canyons and now great seas dividing continents became visible. More water locked back up underground. The fourteen cows fourteen sheep fourteen goats etc etc came in handy until new gardens could be established and of course Noah’s famous vineyard. God redistributes His retained species around the globe. Evil has been wiped from the face of the earth for a long season until the fullness of mans corruption reaches breaking point again. God will never flood the earth again while it remains. Mans lifespan gradually reduces capped to 120 years under his new environmental conditions.

If you apply my theory to your readings in Genesis it may bring it to life for you. See what you think."

Bonkers! Creationist nonsense trying to meld accepted science into Christian gobbledygook.

Thinking every lefty with a social conscience is the same person? Surely you don’t believe this? It’s insulting to every poster you named but also some of them have more smarts in their left foot than I have so obviously false.

someone mentioned Noah?

This is a fantastic piece of American gospel

Green Room…Israel Palestine problem solving thread
Monday 8th January 2024…12:18 pm
Sums Jelly brain up perfectly.
100% agree….but there is hope for every soul.

yeh, green room was a real florida peach.

Optimist wrote:

Green Room…Israel Palestine problem solving thread

Monday 8th January 2024…12:18 pm

Sums Jelly brain up perfectly.

100% agree….but there is hope for every soul.

Green room said..
green room wrote:
Alright, gotcha, crystal clear. They're all just one dude! A single messed-up, mentally sick, toxic, pathological internet forums junkie addict loser, living in his mom's basement:
bluediamond
southernraw
Jelly Flater
basesix
seeds
alfredwallace
reform
adam12
wax24
...prob a few more...

Are you fessing up to being Green room Opti?

- hahaha, and speaking of summing things up perfectly flopti ;)

"It never rained back then but the earth was watered by a global misting system. There were also huge amounts of water locked up underground. The UV damage on the earth was greatly reduced by there being an extra layer of protection. When God hit his reset button to wipe them out, the water layer around earth tuned to rain….serious rain that no one had ever seen."

^ hahahaha (this came from your brain) faaaaark
- maybe no hope for some souls ay flandi flop, just more bs fairytales ;);)

The corrupted one eyed perspective and doubling down is one thing
- using a sad troll like green room to try get a point across to back up your own sad and sick point of view just mirrors your deranged delusions.

- keep paying the toll tho flopti haha

;);)

& and green room loved it when you serenaded him with this song
- together u guys become nut butter, now and forever ;);)

seeds wrote:

Optimist wrote:

Green Room…Israel Palestine problem solving thread

Monday 8th January 2024…12:18 pm

Sums Jelly brain up perfectly.

100% agree….but there is hope for every soul.

Green room said..

green room wrote:

Alright, gotcha, crystal clear. They're all just one dude! A single messed-up, mentally sick, toxic, pathological internet forums junkie addict loser, living in his mom's basement:

bluediamond

southernraw

Jelly Flater

basesix

seeds

alfredwallace

reform

adam12

wax24

...prob a few more...

Are you fessing up to being Green room Opti?

that list is spot on though, dredging the bottom of the surfers barrel there

ashsam wrote:

seeds wrote:

Optimist wrote:

Green Room…Israel Palestine problem solving thread

Monday 8th January 2024…12:18 pm

Sums Jelly brain up perfectly.

100% agree….but there is hope for every soul.

Green room said..

green room wrote:

Alright, gotcha, crystal clear. They're all just one dude! A single messed-up, mentally sick, toxic, pathological internet forums junkie addict loser, living in his mom's basement:

bluediamond

southernraw

Jelly Flater

basesix

seeds

alfredwallace

reform

adam12

wax24

...prob a few more...

Are you fessing up to being Green room Opti?

that list is spot on though, dredging the bottom of the surfers barrel there

Add Velocity Johnno, Big Wayne, Whaaat, and the Andy's, and you've got the authors of the funniest, thought-provoking, inspiring, and entertaining comments on Swellnet.

@ashsam & Opti, so a 'dude' in florida, who has been 'monitoring this site' has identified left-leaning moderates with a social-consciousness bent, and has made a list and then disappeared, only to be resurrected months later by chip-on-shoulderers who conflate complex view into a 'not my view' file .. wow this internet thing is amazing.. I should try more of it ..

- haha
Notice no mention of the trashcan, anywhere ;)

- not funny, not thought provoking, not inspiring, nor entertaining

Just a negative no one !
- an organic goon drinking drama queen ;)

On ya bike trashcan ;);)

stunet wrote:

ashsam wrote:

seeds wrote:

Optimist wrote:

Green Room…Israel Palestine problem solving thread

Monday 8th January 2024…12:18 pm

Sums Jelly brain up perfectly.

100% agree….but there is hope for every soul.

Green room said..

green room wrote:

Alright, gotcha, crystal clear. They're all just one dude! A single messed-up, mentally sick, toxic, pathological internet forums junkie addict loser, living in his mom's basement:

bluediamond

southernraw

Jelly Flater

basesix

seeds

alfredwallace

reform

adam12

wax24

...prob a few more...

Are you fessing up to being Green room Opti?

that list is spot on though, dredging the bottom of the surfers barrel there

Add Velocity Johnno, Big Wayne, Whaaat, and the Andy's, and you've got the authors of the funniest, thought-provoking, inspiring, and entertaining comments on Swellnet.

Hmm I didn't make the cut :-)

I focus wrote:

stunet wrote:

ashsam wrote:

seeds wrote:

Optimist wrote:

Green Room…Israel Palestine problem solving thread

Monday 8th January 2024…12:18 pm

Sums Jelly brain up perfectly.

100% agree….but there is hope for every soul.

Green room said..

green room wrote:

Alright, gotcha, crystal clear. They're all just one dude! A single messed-up, mentally sick, toxic, pathological internet forums junkie addict loser, living in his mom's basement:

bluediamond

southernraw

Jelly Flater

basesix

seeds

alfredwallace

reform

adam12

wax24

...prob a few more...

Are you fessing up to being Green room Opti?

that list is spot on though, dredging the bottom of the surfers barrel there

Add Velocity Johnno, Big Wayne, Whaaat, and the Andy's, and you've got the authors of the funniest, thought-provoking, inspiring, and entertaining comments on Swellnet.

Hmm I didn't make the cut :-)

Knew I'd leave someone out.

- wildcard ;)

Jelly Flater wrote:

- haha

Notice no mention of the trashcan, anywhere ;)

- not funny, not thought provoking, not inspiring, nor entertaining

Just a negative no one !

- an organic goon drinking drama queen ;)

On ya bike trashcan ;);)

will take organic goon everyday over whatever you are snorting lol
;)

Haha, trashcan
- nice try ;)

Once again, u got nothing
- it's the trademark of a no one ;);)

Off u go now, try not to keep crashing ya bike
- quite a squeal u got for a little fella ;)

I'm just a funky walkin' dirty talkin' Swellnut threads list makin' playa todaya.
Makin' the cut,
Showin' my butt,
To all the try hards lookin' for wildcards.
Back to the CS, upgrade that BS,
Better luck next season,
They called "Deez Nuts" for a reason.
Lists are cool.
Peace.
Out.

Congratulations on your guernsey A12. Well deserved. Specially after missing out on the last one.

Haha yessss
Return of one o the best
Lighting up the card
From afar
Poppin in not poppin down
Making lists and others frown
It's time to go
It's time to show
No baubles and no bonsoyo
Just anutha turn
On the frnj burn
Not here for cash
Just taking out alllll the trash

;)

It's nice to be included, lol. I have noticed, though, that every now and again, the posters that make up this list will exchange pleasantries. Talk about sandwiches and such. Just being humans in this space for a bit. The ones who would make up The Opposite List never join. All are invited, they just don't partake. And, ya never see them doing it amongst themselves. I chalk it up to the lack of humanity that pervades their worldview, as it gets expressed in this space. But, you know, just an observation. By a Seppo, no less. Never mind me. Carry on.

yeh, odd isn't it @wax? they're no different to crazy extreme-left-wingers, scuttling about looking for a cause or an enemy to rankle at with incensed indignation.. they do compliment each other occasionally, but only in a tribal way, a 'I like his views', 'he adds balance' kinda way, but they rarely chat, despite encouragement. Maybe they don't feel safe in a marxist space.. once they cancel it, I'm sure it'll be better..

edit: it's a credit to you @wax, that you embrace the 'seppo', despite it historically referring to the top right, where you are bottom left.

That list reminds me of a guy at my local, around 50, foul mouthed, smokes, on the bong daily, drives a beaten up old holden commodore, lives in a housing commission house on the disability pension, but still surfs everyday and gives everyone tips on what they are doing wrong, and goes off at anyone that goes near his wave lol
JF;)?

sounds challenging @ashsam.

(I kinda envy you @wax, you have gotten such an insight into 'Australia - you're standing in it' through your engagement with swellnet over the years.. I'll dig up a clip of what @sheepdog was referring to when he started the thread)

@Base..... "bottom left" sounds like a kink, lmao. Thanx for the nice words.
@Ash.... i don't think i have ever seen a Holden Commodore here. My first car was a '65 Ford Falcon. Man! I loved that car.

Wow trashcan, such hilarity and creative vision you have provided in your input!

That fable of yours is like ummm totally lol ;)
- it's almost like a kewl flopti story

U know, a kewl fictional story u made up with facts and stuff ;)

It reminds me of this goon drinking wannabe surfer who is a no one and tries to hang about like a bad smell. Once I asked him for his opinion on mini soda. He's a little fella, thought he might like a mini soda ;)

He drinks a bit of organic goon
- this trashcan can't hold much tho, it's full of trash.

He does have a nice figure, despite the smell ;)
- sometimes he lingers and loiters

Often around woolies ;);)
- seems the full quid, minus a quid

He's trashcan the no one ;)

holden was our locally made GM @wax,
..go on an internet worm, if you feel inclined, on Phillip Island, where @indo is from.. 1962, your first car era.. it was the Armstrong 500 (sponsored by armstrong, along with britax, repco, and the PIARC) , before they broke the track and it moved to Bathurst.

Harry Firth and Bob Jane, prior champs, ditched their successful Mercedes for a Ford XL, and smashed it, last car race there ever..

https://autopics.com.au/62750-harry-firth-and-bob-jane-ford-falcon-xl-w…

(not into cars, but love the era)

edit: actually, if you google 'australia you're standing in it TV show' you'll get a bunch of interesting 80s worms too, I'm sure... we're a funny little place..

Hey Base..... yeah, not into cars either, but did love that one. I went down that wormhole you suggested. Thanx! Was interesting to look into Phillip Island. I knew nothing of it. I liked the Penguin Parade more than the auto racing history, but was nice to see a Falcon victorious! (I wanna see the penguin parade.)

Red commodore too lol, told me the other week someone hit him in a car park and he did a cash settlement with them haha, more gundga, now has a blue front panel dodgyed up in the front yard.
JF;)?

A Salty Dog wrote:

indo-dreaming wrote:

andy-mac wrote:

indo-dreaming wrote:

ashsam wrote:

She tells what happened here.

https://omny.fm/shows/ben-fordham-full-show/i-run-this-country-pm-accus…

Cheers, good to hear from her what happened, clearly he just never expected her to call him out like that.

The verdict

@indo

Listen again and read the above post by @salty.

Then try and apply a little critical thinking which I know is not really your thing.

He declined to meet the organizers demands to agree on 5 points that was a condition of him speaking.

I listened again, but i think you need to go listened to it again.

Albo gets up on stage and he says

"we did ask to speak myself and Katie, and we were told that was not possible"

He completely lied and she called him out.

HE NEVER ASKED TO SPEAK, THEY ASKED HIM TO SPEAK.

THEY NEVER REJECTED HIM SPEAKING, HE REJECTED SPEAKING.

BTW. Twice in the interview it says they only wanted him to commit to ONE demand (not five) five was addressed to him when in the crowd

They offered Katie but she also wasn't able to commit to anything.

Basically what Albo and her wanted was to be seen there and to be seen to be supporting the movement they wanted the publicly and photo op because its a female vote winner.

Indo,

It doesn’t matter if it was one or five demands, Albo is not in a position to unilaterally agree to anything. Also, there is not a politician on the planet who would agree to Williams’ conditions. You can argue who said what but Albo could have turned around and said something like “Sarah tried to coerce me into meeting her demands in order to speak…….”, and hung her out to dry. But on the spur of the moment, he chose a more diplomatic response.

Don’t forget, this was after Williams had intimidated Albo by publicly pressuring him to meet her demands. By not responding immediately, he was then heckled and urged to reply. He then asked Williams if she wanted him to speak and she handed him the microphone. He was in a no-win situation but still attempted to set out what the government had done and its plans for the future.

If Albo had declined to attend, he would have been persecuted. In my opinion he has the courage to stand up, state his case and be heard. It’s noteworthy that not one Coalition member was present. Obviously, they don’t care.

Still, the Rabid Right media presented it in a way to discredit Albo.

And have a listen to Williams demands especially in light of the “Freedom of Speech” issue with Musk.

Why are you going off on this weird tangent? all that and your other post is irrelevant and a seperate discussion and nothing to do with his lies.

The issue is not Albo rejecting speaking, the issue is him spinning shit claiming he asked to speak which was a lie, and then claiming he was told it's not possible to speak another lie.

Him claiming this makes him look like the good guy wanting to speak, and he paints her as the bad person for rejecting wanting him to speak.

BTW In regard to your tangent, yes Albo doesn't have to agree to any terms to speak anywhere, and if i was his advisors id also be limiting him from speaking in situations like that too, because for a politician especially a PM he is a very weak pubic speaker and gets flustered and crumbles quite easily under pressure.

Haha trasho. No blue ;)
- marxy marx forbids it!

Red only ;);)

ashsam wrote:

Red commodore too lol, told me the other week someone hit him in a car park and he did a cash settlement with them haha, more gundga, now has a blue front panel dodgyed up in the front yard.

JF;)?

my first car was a dodgy fiat 850.. bastards kept picking it up and putting it sideways in carparks so I couldn't get out. we did use the empty bonnet cavity to good effect on occasion.

- penguin parade it is ;)

basesix wrote:

ashsam wrote:

Red commodore too lol, told me the other week someone hit him in a car park and he did a cash settlement with them haha, more gundga, now has a blue front panel dodgyed up in the front yard.

JF;)?

my first car was a dodgy fiat 850.. bastards kept picking it up and putting it sideways in carparks so I couldn't get out. we did use the empty bonnet cavity to good effect on occasion.

Mine was a EH Wagon $1100.

nice! I had an HD with 25k miles on the dial 18 years ago, that i left in the weather, and had to be scrapped.. dumb dumb dumb!

Jelly Flater wrote:

- penguin parade it is ;)

;)

- one of the five species ;)

basesix wrote:

nice! I had an HD with 25k miles on the dial 18 years ago, that i left in the weather, and had to be scrapped.. dumb dumb dumb!

Wow, I actually got my grandparents HD premier given to me first, 44 years ago, but it was too far gone for me to fix up was used on a farm, so sold it and bought the EH.

epic trying to buy a bouncy old girl with coke bottle hips now.. either glammed or scrappable..

My Falcon was a hand me down from my Great Aunt, who lived thru the 1906 SF Earthquake and Fire. There was no radio, and the passenger side window was held up by a screwdriver wedged in. It was white with a red racing stripe. My Great Aunt was big medicine in our family.

beautiful @wax.. soft or hard top?
https://www.kimballstock.com/preview.asp?db=c&image=AUT+22+RK3810+01

(ha, great track @jelly, it's worked before, centering, including, kindness, whatevs, nothing is lost, we're all here for the same reason ; )

Yew! Got a double mention on Optis list of heathens.
Pretty stoked that you'd think i'm Jelly Opti. I'll take that as a compliment!
But seriously, i've tried to be nice to you and stay off your happy clapper forum....i'm sure you don't need me on there boring you with my antagonism of all things religion....but you're poking the bear.....easy now Opti.

Hey Jelly.... thanx for the parade. I live a penguin-less existence. More is the pity, lol

Oh and on the first car thing, mine was a 1967 Ford Transit van, powder blue. Sliding doors, could drive with them open. Didn't know how to drive a manual so decided i'd just drive from Victor harbor to Sydney and work it out. Picked up an old flame along the way in Melbourne. Got busted by the flame at the time. Remember going around the roundabout on the turnoff to philip island in the wet and doing a full 360. haha. No penguins were harmed and learnt to drive a manual. Sick car!

Well done SR and congrats to those who made the cut.
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'nother wildcard for @tubeshooter, there's quite a few owing.
banner day for us moderate, rational ratbags.

hahaha @TS ;-)

I love youse all ️

stunet wrote:

Add Velocity Johnno, Big Wayne, Whaaat, and the Andy's, and you've got the authors of the funniest, thought-provoking, inspiring, and entertaining comments on Swellnet.

& thank you very much, the degree was worth it! Showered in roses.

What more would you want to see from me? I can go technical/design, but didn't agree to the t&c of the photo sharing sites lol... Could go spiritual/ancient history but you'll all think I'm mad.

On topic & delayed, shocked by the violence that's happened in the last month & this year against women. My Ms and I formative relationship years were in flats on that section of Stirling Hwy from beach to the Uni in the shadow of the Claremont serial killer & I really did worry for her safety at times.