All Things Religion Thread

Balance started the topic in Sunday, 29 Mar 2020 at 02:13 pm

Here you go optimist

Not sure my motivation...my instinctive need to stick up for the underdog...my secret desire to be one day honoured rightfully with the role of Forum moderator (expecting a call any day)...

But anyway I couldn't help but read your troubles on another thread...unfortunately I found myself siding with everyone's posts...other than your own...except for the part where you were told you can't post here!

So I put my low IQ mind to coming up with a solution that suits all...and here it is...a safe place if you like

You can post anything you like about your beliefs...and no one has to read it unless they want! Easy peasy...

maybe you could even get Jesus, fat Buddha, Mohammed, and friends to converse in adult conversation here

Solving the world problems, one at a time...call it taking a shovel as a way of moving that mountain

All the best...brother

PS...I actually was born again once, but I grew up, and grew a brain of my own...and realised it was all a load of shit!

ashsam Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 02:03 pm new

Smellybelly lol ;)

Pop Down Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 03:44 pm new

Smiley

The comments I reacted to were not written in response to Opti's views .

They were all , vile abuse aimed at religion in general .

As U said . there are people with Genuine Spiritual beliefs .

IF the abuse and bullying , directed at those with genuine Spiritual beliefs could stop , it would be wonderful beginning imho .

soggydog Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 04:16 pm new

Been on somewhat of a short pilgrimage myself, I asked, Huey answered. It’s been sick. And between us we decided all the other religions can geeeeeeet fucked! Rinsed corn!

ashsam Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 04:20 pm new

Then the sog woke up lol ;)

southernraw Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 04:23 pm new

Sick one Soggy!!
Praise Huey.

soggydog Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 04:41 pm new

Praise Huey

tubeshooter Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 04:50 pm new

"And Huey heard the knowledge borne
On the glistening towering summits and peaks
And a voice spoke within the energy of the waves
'He that is able to receive it...
Let him receive it'. "

southernraw Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 04:58 pm new

Brilliant T.S. ;)

ashsam Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 05:05 pm new

Southern in his happy Chappy mood ;)

southernraw Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 05:08 pm new

Better than being a hapoy clappy fuckstick like you troll boy.

ashsam Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 05:19 pm new

lol ;)
There we have it.
Def scitzo.

basesix Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 05:21 pm new

mmmm.....
Beef scitzo.......

ashsam Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 05:23 pm new

Or bought up in a caravan park lol ;)

ashsam Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 05:24 pm new

Boy = racist?

basesix Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 05:26 pm new

mmmm....
caramel tart...

ashsam Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 05:31 pm new

Imagine if the Swans could kick straight 20.18.138 ;)

ashsam Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 05:32 pm new

Prefer a vanilla slice myself lol ;)

basesix Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 05:39 pm new

mmmm.....
snot block....

seeds Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 05:44 pm new

Ha I call em snot blocks up here and no one knows wtf I’m on about

andy-mac Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 05:44 pm new

soggydog wrote:

Been on somewhat of a short pilgrimage myself, I asked, Huey answered. It’s been sick. And between us we decided all the other religions can geeeeeeet fucked! Rinsed corn!

Huey the one true God!

ashsam Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 05:44 pm new

Or custard tart ;)

seeds Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 05:46 pm new

That rhymes with something! ;) lol

ashsam Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 05:49 pm new

Boomers wouldn’t be able to eat that stuff anymore lol ;)

GuySmiley Saturday, 13 Jul 2024 at 07:22 pm new

GO DOGGIES flogging Caaaarlton

soggydog Sunday, 14 Jul 2024 at 12:03 am new

ashsam wrote:

Or custard tart ;)

You’re a fucken custard tart!

Just jokin’ purely comedic value.

Supafreak Sunday, 14 Jul 2024 at 01:25 am new

soggydog wrote:

Or custard tart ;)

You’re a fucken custard tart!

Just jokin’ purely comedic value.

Cream puff is more appropriate , just kidding, gol

Optimist Sunday, 14 Jul 2024 at 05:46 am new

Matthew 7:6 NKJV

basesix Sunday, 14 Jul 2024 at 07:55 am new
ashsam Sunday, 14 Jul 2024 at 07:59 am new

That's it opti make em google, they all will lol ;)

ashsam Sunday, 14 Jul 2024 at 08:06 am new

Supafreak wrote:

Or custard tart ;)

You’re a fucken custard tart!

Just jokin’ purely comedic value.

Cream puff is more appropriate , just kidding, gol

you mean bun, puff is French supre, lol ;) guess you wouldn't know boomer pension wouldn't get you to France ;)

wax24 Sunday, 14 Jul 2024 at 08:08 pm new

Damn Ashy..... you sure throw the Boomer grenade a bunch.
I'm Gen X.
Ya never know, one day you might wanna tell me to get stuffed here in SwellVille. Please diss the correct generation when you do so. Thanx.

wax24 Sunday, 14 Jul 2024 at 08:43 pm new

(btw Ashy.... i am only funnin. i wanted to put an "lol" at the end to let you know, but, in your case, that might make it look even more like i'm havin a go, which i am not. Have a good one.) lol?

ashsam Sunday, 14 Jul 2024 at 09:01 pm new

wax24 wrote:

(btw Ashy.... i am only funnin. i wanted to put an "lol" at the end to let you know, but, in your case, that might make it look even more like i'm havin a go, which i am not. Have a good one.) lol?

If you take that as serious You obviously don’t get the Aussie way of taking the Mickey.
Try not to be so serious lol ;)

basesix Sunday, 14 Jul 2024 at 09:10 pm new

to explain, @wax, as you know, 'taking a Mickey' in the US, refers to Chicagoan Mickey Finn in the sepia-tone days drugging his saloon patrons to rob them. In Aus, it's Cockney rhyming slang.. Mickey Bliss, taking the piss.. i.e. 'funnin someone' as you said. @ashsam is trying to paint you as seppo-serious in his love tones, to see if it takes ; )

Jelly Flater Sunday, 14 Jul 2024 at 09:37 pm new
wax24 Sunday, 14 Jul 2024 at 09:56 pm new

Ashy.... Seppos hafta be serious. I mean, think about it.. If you had a neighbor who had guns and swore like a sailor (even in front of the wife and kids).. you be seri..... oh, wait. Never mind. Lol

wax24 Sunday, 14 Jul 2024 at 10:07 pm new

@Base..... thanx for taking me back to the sepia tones of Mickey Finn. I am having to do CEUs tonite, at work. (Continuing Education Units) Gotta stay current to stay licensed. And yes, CEUs are as dry and yucky as they seem. You (and you, too Ashy) have helped me get through.

Jelly Flater Sunday, 14 Jul 2024 at 10:36 pm new
Jelly Flater Tuesday, 16 Jul 2024 at 09:56 pm new

.....and thine pearls jammed forth ;)

ashsam Wednesday, 17 Jul 2024 at 07:32 am new

Gee you must have a boring life lol ;)

Jelly Flater Wednesday, 17 Jul 2024 at 10:02 am new

^ says the gormless germ
....gol ;)

Jelly Flater Wednesday, 17 Jul 2024 at 03:38 pm new

;)

Optimist Sunday, 21 Jul 2024 at 05:03 am new

The global house of cards.
Be careful not to be caught in the net…….or trapped in the World Wide Web.
Consider a more low tech and humble life. Also consider the bigger picture of creation, life and death…
...Jesus said ..” He who the son sets free is free indeed”.
It’s a whole new perspective. An ancient and timeless one following the moral codes of old while embracing advances that help make life better and more free.
Not all advances are what they seem. …many do not free you.
The dark forces wish to enslave man and turn us into a collective. …a singular entity easily controlled…..
God wants to free you and for you to embrace the individuality he planted in you for the good of others and in your special way…
If you follow the Christ, you will see a bigger picture that only the living example of the master can reveal.
It will make your life truly fulfilling while keeping you on “the straight and narrow”.
Ask and it will be given to you….seek and you will find…knock and the door will be opened unto you….Jesus.

ashsam Sunday, 21 Jul 2024 at 07:27 am new

^^ Think that's for you JF lol ;)

Jelly Flater Sunday, 21 Jul 2024 at 09:06 am new
burleigh Sunday, 21 Jul 2024 at 09:24 am new

Q: How do you know the messiah is a women?

A: We have spent centuries waiting for her to come and still no one knows if she really came.

AndyM Sunday, 21 Jul 2024 at 10:08 am new

You’re clearly doing it wrong Burls.

burleigh Sunday, 21 Jul 2024 at 10:35 am new

AndyM wrote:

You’re clearly doing it wrong Burls.

hahahah.. yep

ashsam Sunday, 21 Jul 2024 at 12:46 pm new

The vaxed and the unvaxed make friends in the religious forum lol :)
Go figure ;)

burleigh Sunday, 21 Jul 2024 at 03:37 pm new

ashsam wrote:

The vaxed and the unvaxed make friends in the religious forum lol :)

Go figure ;)

Can god help me find the g spot?