The worse songs in the history of the known universe.
Yes Nomad , thanks for reminding me of such Genre's .
You guys don't realise that i used these sorts of ditty's to harass opponents to within an inch of their insanity on a number occasion's .
They have to be grating .
Here..... 2 music legends combine for a chart topping slice of douche cake....
Here's my worst 100 songs of 2015 https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/hottest100/15/countdown/
And to think they actually use to play some good music.
southey wrote:
Yes Nomad , thanks for reminding me of such Genre's .
You guys don't realise that i used these sorts of ditty's to harass opponents to within an inch of their insanity on a number occasion's .
They have to be grating .
Urrrrghhhhhhh.....................
Okaaaay....... It's time.......
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cycd wrote:
This cannot be unseen
WTF.... there is so much wrong with that
Sheepdog wrote:
Yes Nomad , thanks for reminding me of such Genre's .You guys don't realise that i used these sorts of ditty's to harass opponents to within an inch of their insanity on a number occasion's .
They have to be grating .
Urrrrghhhhhhh.....................
Okaaaay....... It's time.......
Dog that's totally like something out of Triple J's Hottest 100.
Not sure if I want to watch him "nae nae" - don't babies do that in they nappies?
AndyM wrote:
This cannot be unseenWTF.... there is so much wrong with that
Yes.... yes there is
AndyM wrote:
Yes Nomad , thanks for reminding me of such Genre's .You guys don't realise that i used these sorts of ditty's to harass opponents to within an inch of their insanity on a number occasion's .
They have to be grating .
Urrrrghhhhhhh.....................
Okaaaay....... It's time.......
Dog that's totally like something out of Triple J's Hottest 100.
Not sure if I want to watch him "nae nae" - don't babies do that in they nappies?
cycd wrote:
This cannot be unseen
Over 1.6 million views on youtube....... Un.... fucking.....believable..........
cycd wrote:
This cannot be unseenWTF.... there is so much wrong with that
Yes.... yes there is
Hahaha, I'm permanently scarred!
I can't believe I actually watched that..............there is no way you could actually describe that to someone.
Yep. I'm scarred.
He's a one man band...nobody knows nor understands. Well, except for HIM obviously. The big fella.
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AndyM that was hilarious!
If that's the turn this thread is taking, then I can't go past rathergood's joyful proclamation to the moon.
That aside, so far I'm still proving most perturbed by sheepdog's contributions. All these tunes are terrible, no question. They're all vying for the title of worst in the known universe. But Van Halen and Charlene, they have been stuck playing in my head for a couple of days now and it's driving me crazy!
Worst thing is, I remember growing up and thinking Charlene had lived a pretty cool life, aside from the trauma of seeing things a woman ain't sposed to see, so there's been a certain nostalgia to go with the lyrical rotation in my head. I need to end this nightmare!
that moon song is pretty good!
i wonder if dr edlestein and wife ever booked some studio time?
Who's in the house?
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JC dats who!
I so remember that Shats. Classic.
And Benski, I actually enjoyed the moon track. Is it possible for something to be so stupid as to go the full circle and end up kinda cool?
As the talking heads once sang, "my god... what have I done".............
zen, chook, absolutely that's one of my all time favourite things on the internet. I reckon it's hiliarious! Came across it about 15 years ago I think, on rathergood.com. I love the total absurdity, just like that sit on you song.
benski wrote:
AndyM that was hilarious!
If that's the turn this thread is taking, then I can't go past rathergood's joyful proclamation to the moon.
That aside, so far I'm still proving most perturbed by sheepdog's contributions. All these tunes are terrible, no question. They're all vying for the title of worst in the known universe. But Van Halen and Charlene, they have been stuck playing in my head for a couple of days now and it's driving me crazy!
Worst thing is, I remember growing up and thinking Charlene had lived a pretty cool life, aside from the trauma of seeing things a woman ain't sposed to see, so there's been a certain nostalgia to go with the lyrical rotation in my head. I need to end this nightmare!
Benski, I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.
And I'm still having horrific visions of "I Sit On You" man taking off his Texas Tuxedo double denim outfit, and twerking in front of me so his massive gut flaps up and down so as to reveal his old fella like it's under a strobe light.
Sorry , Benski..... I really am..... But on a day drive to Mount Gambier, a regional radio station played that bloody Van Halen song.... That's what got me thinking about all the shite music out there..... Regional radio stations have a lot to answer for :p
Can't believe I looked up this one for the forum... Won't be able to sleep now haha
There's some real turds in there guys . Well done . !
This'll get a groovin and movin !
The true measure of a really bad song is it has to be catchy , so that it's stuck in head for days ....
Double shot...(and they should be)
I always found it weird that when actors were written out of neighbours, it was because they moved to the Gold Coast.
I always found it weird that some people watched Neighnours:)
Just fuckin' with ya Hash.
Southey you bastard, I'll be singing Shoop Diddy Wop all day now.
Not my fault brother, It was always on at best mates house. She and her mum were addicted to it. Could only talk during the ad breaks.
Now go and get stuffed (or is that Going gets tough?).
I know what I really wannado...and that's drive nails into my fucking ears
Burn your ears out with either the studio or live version, doesn't really matter, they'll both make you feel like shit at the end...shame cause this chick has done some good work...WARNING: one reviewer of this album said it was "unlistenable"
Go ahead, make your day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvytqVF7hg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi9hDyq1Fpg&nohtml5=False the audience here must be on some great fucking drugs to applaude and cheer like they do at the end...sick fuckers!
Sheepdog wrote:
Does anyone here like this song? No! No!.... Not me.....
SD, you knocking little Bwian!
Holy Grail - Hunters and Collectors. Just so f'ing sick of that song that I can't even bring myself to post a link. Same with We are the Champions by Queen. Those two songs (particularly Holy Grail) have turned me off watching any Grand Final coverage of any sporting event for the rest of my life.
Ash mate its o.k. 40 yrs on im still singing along to
Football Meatpies Kangaroos and Holden cars [ Abbots lies]
asharper001 wrote:
Holy Grail - Hunters and Collectors. Just so f'ing sick of that song that I can't even bring myself to post a link. Same with We are the Champions by Queen. Those two songs (particularly Holy Grail) have turned me off watching any Grand Final coverage of any sporting event for the rest of my life.
Yeah... I know where ya coming from.... But I don't think that is a "shit song" issue.... More of an overload issue...... Bit like having to eat the same meal for dinner every night.... Might be a great meal, but ffs....
Tell you the truth, i cant stand the sound of cold chisel or barnsey...... Just shut the fuck up, PLEASE..... Doesn't help that I always thought they were grossly over rated to start with..... I did see them live back in the day.... Good pub band.... But fuckn hell..... Basic uninspiring bogan anthem shit has never been my thing......
Sittin on the beach drinkin rocket fuel oooooooh yeah........ Probably their best moment.....
fitzroy-21 wrote:
Hahahaha.............go on, click onto the link..........
Fuck you and your beer and lemonade fitzy...that was cruel.
line this up boys...nowhere near as much fun as the real deal.
Worked with a very uncool happy clapper (there's your hint) who had this shit on high rotation...this one was of his fave songs...suffer for your sins ya bastards haha
I was stuck on an 86 foot prawn trawler for 6 weeks back in the early 80s, up in the Torres straight.... Apart from the cunt of a skippers irish ballad collection there was only one "contemporary" cassette (remember them?) on board..... I get ptsd whenever I hear ANYTHING from this band.....
Sheepdog wrote:
I was stuck on an 86 foot prawn trawler for 6 weeks back in the early 80s, up in the Torres straight.... Apart from the cunt of a skippers irish ballad collection there was only one "contemporary" cassette (remember them?) on board..... I get ptsd whenever I hear ANYTHING from this band.....
Boats name wasn't Hotel California by any chance?...you can never leave!
trippergreenfeet wrote:
I was stuck on an 86 foot prawn trawler for 6 weeks back in the early 80s, up in the Torres straight.... Apart from the cunt of a skippers irish ballad collection there was only one "contemporary" cassette (remember them?) on board..... I get ptsd whenever I hear ANYTHING from this band.....Boats name wasn't Hotel California by any chance?...you can never leave!
Worst. Ever.
Ever !!!
You know the ones.. The mega hits.... They blared out over all the radio stations.... MTV.... Countdown.... Rage........ At the time, you shook your head.... "Why? ...... How can people buy this? That's not a song.... That's a dying animal..... It's a CIA torture device.....
Share your worse distant and recent musical memories here.... Let's have a laugh....