The worse songs in the history of the known universe.

Sheepdog started the topic in Sunday, 10 Apr 2016 at 04:39 pm

You know the ones.. The mega hits.... They blared out over all the radio stations.... MTV.... Countdown.... Rage........ At the time, you shook your head.... "Why? ...... How can people buy this? That's not a song.... That's a dying animal..... It's a CIA torture device.....
Share your worse distant and recent musical memories here.... Let's have a laugh....

Blowin Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 02:25 pm new

One of these days Tripper....

Just when you're least expecting it.

Then....Bammm !
You'll be tied to a chair in a dark room , floodlight in your eyes and facing Jimmy Barnes playing his soul sessions hits acoustically .....with eternal encores.

trippergreenfeet Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 02:31 pm new

Blowin wrote:

One of these days Tripper....

Just when you're least expecting it.

Then....Bammm !

You'll be tied to a chair in a dark room , floodlight in your eyes and facing Jimmy Barnes playing his soul sessions hits acoustically .....with eternal encores.

Blowin, you'll be happy to know Barnsy is my kryptonite....that damn infernal screaming, just shut the fuck up already and stab me in the eye with a burnt stick!

fitzroy-21 Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 03:03 pm new

Put your boxing gloves on.....................

And who could forget...........

Sheepdog Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 03:12 pm new

Ok, fitzy....... That was not called for...... Below the belt even....... I think you deserve this!!!!!

zenagain Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 03:16 pm new

And Sheepy comes in with a swinging roundhouse.

Fucking Michael Bolton!

zenagain Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 03:18 pm new

I didn't think I'd have to go there but I'm gonna dig deep.

Booyah!

fitzroy-21 Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 03:23 pm new

I thought I had scraped the bottom of the barrel....................... SD and Zen, you have no shame.

trippergreenfeet Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 03:29 pm new
fitzroy-21 Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 03:36 pm new

TGF, that was uncalled for..........this ones for you.

zenagain Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 03:46 pm new

Take this both of you.

fitzroy-21 Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 04:57 pm new

Zen, you should be condemned.

I'm so scared by this thread, I forget what has and hasn't been posted.

I'll leave you all today with this to sing along to...........................

asharper001 Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 05:17 pm new

udo wrote:

Ash mate its o.k. 40 yrs on im still singing along to

Football Meatpies Kangaroos and Holden cars [ Abbots lies]

Great memories there Udo. Was a cracker of a jingle.

Just to add to Grand Final suffering, Up there Cazaly sends me bonkers. F'ing Mike Brady!!!!!! Is there anything he has done that doesn't sound like shit (One day in September, dodo commercial etc).

trippergreenfeet Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 05:27 pm new

I agree with fitzy, each new post wipes the memory of the last...my poor synapses are copping a beating.

I dare any of ya to listen to the whole song.
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asharper001 Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 05:30 pm new

Nope, Tripper, couldn't do it...you sick sick man. Back at you.

trippergreenfeet Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 05:55 pm new

asharper001 wrote:

Nope, Tripper, couldn't do it...you sick sick man. Back at you.

That's like being stuck on a shitty QLD tour bus eternally visiting the big fruit theme parks...just take me to frontal lobotomy world please!

asharper001 Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 06:14 pm new

I fear this thread has a long way to run still.

zenagain Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 06:37 pm new

A looooong way to go.......

zenagain Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 06:47 pm new

I believe she got smacked at the Exchange in Sydney.

benski Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 06:56 pm new

Some of these are just beautiful.

I wasn't sure whether to go down this path....but Fitz made me do it.

Shatner'sBassoon Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 06:57 pm new

You want footy anthems, here ya go!

trippergreenfeet Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 08:18 pm new

Who needs one song when you can have a medley...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ATGXLFAXFA

asharper001 Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 08:29 pm new

Can't believe this hadn't been posted earlier...

asharper001 Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 08:33 pm new

Was going to post Mmmmbop by Hansen earlier but got a 503 Service Unavailable - No server is available to handle this request. Not even the server want's that song posted.

zenagain Thursday, 14 Apr 2016 at 12:15 am new

Golden Hash.

southey Thursday, 14 Apr 2016 at 12:29 am new

I'm quite partial to a bit of Metal /Hardcore .
But these guys , especially the visuals . Have me wanting out .

southey Thursday, 14 Apr 2016 at 12:34 am new

From something as hard as Chalk . To some real cheese ( the smelly kind ) .

southey Thursday, 14 Apr 2016 at 12:43 am new

Fuck the 80's has a lot to answer for !

southey Thursday, 14 Apr 2016 at 12:49 am new

Amen .

GONAD_MAN Thursday, 14 Apr 2016 at 07:39 am new

Cant stand this fucking song.

GONAD_MAN Thursday, 14 Apr 2016 at 07:47 am new

And this one to.

chook Thursday, 14 Apr 2016 at 09:42 am new

asharper001 wrote:

Can't believe this hadn't been posted earlier...

yeah, not the best skatt brother's song that one...but they make up for it with "walk the night", an absolute stone cold, floor-filling classic.

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asharper001 Thursday, 14 Apr 2016 at 09:50 am new

chook wrote:

Can't believe this hadn't been posted earlier...

yeah, not the best skatt brother's song that one...but they make up for it with "walk the night", an absolute stone cold, floor-filling classic.

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My god Chook, have you no shame??? Absolutely speechless at that.

chook Thursday, 14 Apr 2016 at 10:38 am new

shame? hell no, i surf bondi.

try this one from 8.00 onwards... unfortunately it cuts out the police rape and the "stick that big sausage in me" line.

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trippergreenfeet Thursday, 14 Apr 2016 at 10:52 am new

Take your pick...I had to.

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asharper001 Thursday, 14 Apr 2016 at 11:28 am new

chook wrote:

shame? hell no, i surf bondi.

try this one from 8.00 onwards... unfortunately it cuts out the police rape and the "stick that big sausage in me" line.

Again chook, speechless.

And Southey, no more Vengaboys.....ever.....please!!! That's totally un-called for.

Sheepdog Thursday, 14 Apr 2016 at 02:35 pm new

It had to be done................

benski Thursday, 14 Apr 2016 at 08:41 pm new

Laughing My Farken Arse Off

A great song and a 'special' vid to match. Get into it!!

AndyM Thursday, 14 Apr 2016 at 09:58 pm new

asharper001 wrote:

shame? hell no, i surf bondi.

try this one from 8.00 onwards... unfortunately it cuts out the police rape and the "stick that big sausage in me" line.

Again chook, speechless.

And Southey, no more Vengaboys.....ever.....please!!! That's totally un-called for.

Yeah that'll stretch your horizons asharper - or maybe something else.

asharper001 Friday, 15 Apr 2016 at 08:28 am new

southey wrote:

There's some real turds in there guys . Well done . !

This'll get a groovin and movin !

The true measure of a really bad song is it has to be catchy , so that it's stuck in head for days ....

Southey, you bastard, I woke up this morning with the clock showing 2.38am and this song playing in my head. Yes, a little too catchy.

asharper001 Friday, 15 Apr 2016 at 08:50 am new

AndyM wrote:

shame? hell no, i surf bondi.

try this one from 8.00 onwards... unfortunately it cuts out the police rape and the "stick that big sausage in me" line.

Again chook, speechless.

And Southey, no more Vengaboys.....ever.....please!!! That's totally un-called for.

Yeah that'll stretch your horizons asharper - or maybe something else.

Ahh AndyM, I think you should leave it alone now.....(or you could go blind).

AndyM Friday, 15 Apr 2016 at 10:09 am new

If you'd just like to cough for me please Mr Harper, this won't hurt a bit.

southey Friday, 15 Apr 2016 at 03:26 pm new

asharper001 wrote:

There's some real turds in there guys . Well done . !

This'll get a groovin and movin !

The true measure of a really bad song is it has to be catchy , so that it's stuck in head for days ....

Southey, you bastard, I woke up this morning with the clock showing 2.38am and this song playing in my head. Yes, a little too catchy.

Could be worse ..... 3 pockets is a bad one to wake you up to .

trippergreenfeet Friday, 15 Apr 2016 at 03:43 pm new

Who was the prick who posted We Built This City?

Hanging out the washing this morning...sun shining, peaceful...than fucking BAM! We built this city..we built this city on rock n roll..we built this city..we built this city on rock n roll....we built...we built this city on...fuck.

lostdoggy Friday, 15 Apr 2016 at 03:50 pm new

This guy's music turned into absolute shitefulness.

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Sheepdog Friday, 15 Apr 2016 at 05:16 pm new

trippergreenfeet wrote:

Who was the prick who posted We Built This City?

Hanging out the washing this morning...sun shining, peaceful...than fucking BAM! We built this city..we built this city on rock n roll..we built this city..we built this city on rock n roll....we built...we built this city on...fuck.

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I was that prick..... I think...... But I've heard that much shite on this thread, my brain is leaking out of my ears..... So I just can't be sure...... If it was me, mate, here's something to ease the pain...... bahaha

velocityjohnno Friday, 15 Apr 2016 at 05:49 pm new

Right you bahstards, time to suffer:

tonybarber Friday, 15 Apr 2016 at 06:05 pm new

Lovely Colette - ring my bell. Hear it once and it don't go away.

Sheepdog Friday, 15 Apr 2016 at 06:10 pm new

Johnno, bringing huey Lewis into the mix was a pretty low act, mate..... But as far as Gwen Stefani goes, Maaan she can sing that crap in my bed, if ya know what I'm sayin'..... lol

southey Friday, 15 Apr 2016 at 10:38 pm new

Sheepdog wrote:

Who was the prick who posted We Built This City?

Hanging out the washing this morning...sun shining, peaceful...than fucking BAM! We built this city..we built this city on rock n roll..we built this city..we built this city on rock n roll....we built...we built this city on...fuck.

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I was that prick..... I think...... But I've heard that much shite on this thread, my brain is leaking out of my ears..... So I just can't be sure...... If it was me, mate, here's something to ease the pain...... bahaha

Sheepo.mate come on......
I was blissfully unaware of such crud. But now you've introduced me to its existence .
Reminding someone is one thing .uncovering it is too much . Back in the bottle Genie .

Sheepdog Friday, 15 Apr 2016 at 11:21 pm new

"Sheepo.mate come on......
I was blissfully unaware of such crud. "

Who the F**** do you think you're foolin' bruva? i could picture you grooving to that song up in Thredbo with a boutique beer in hand.......

But seriously..... We're 3 pages in.... And we haven't even touched the sides of the music swill barrel.... Really quite unbelievable how much shit we've had to endure on the airwaves....