INDONESIA SURF TRIP, no one surfing -
Someone on here has to be keen @ moonah @basesix @ burleigh @ roady ....hmmm
Take @gsco aka ronald the good lookin rooster
… the alarm clock will be covered atleast ;);)
(calhoun got the wind tho)
Lanky Dean wrote:
Someone on here has to be keen @ moonah @basesix @ burleigh @ roady ....hmmm
shit, yeh @Lanky, I'm keen. I really need to find a way to somehow like the guy if he's gonna hang around.. I don't do dislike. In my experience, everyone's ok once you figure them out. I'd pay $3000 just for that evening around a campfire where he confides, 'Yes, we, I mean I, do enjoy this itinerant lifestyle.. It suits me to a T to always be passing through, and seek cultures that can't read me easily.. I'm on some sort of spectrum, you see, or have BPD.. I've always had trouble forming relationships, can't read social cues at all, don't converse well - apparently I don't discuss, merely announce things in absolutes..' Calhoun smiles self-consciously with moist eyes at the three around the campfire. He takes off his pith helmet, and lays it tenderly next to his blunderbuss, 'except for the odd moment like this, where I let my guard down. Anyway, fellers, I'm turning in. Early start tomorrow.'
mmm - the evening camp side lessons from JSC re:
the value of Zionism,
Israel's expert handling of humanitarian disasters
how colonisation is Gods will for mankind
Just might be a deal breaker for some (most)
^ exactly
- from the book of calhoun:
"Anytime you need comments or educated, nuanced opinions regarding the demarcation of surfboards in modern Metric units rather than in ye olde Imperial units, why asymmetrical surfboards are superior and should be the norm, as symmetry with surfboards is nothing more than a fashion concession, or need someone to explain the Promise of Zionism, the right of existence for the State of Israel, or any of the policies and actions of the IDF in Gaza or elsewhere, just holla -"
…hmmmmm ;)
All of the above and $3000US once you get your self to the secret location with a 50% deposit to get more than some cryptic mumbo jumbo.
Seems legit.
Well, if any of y'all are ready to put your money where your mouth is, the trip is awaiting committed participants.
I can explain why this area may have avoided any surfers until now as there are well-known spots in the area that have been surfed for yonks. It will all become clear to you once you have made the commitment and forked the USD $1500 deposit and have access to the private Facebook group with ALL the information and plenty of supporting images.
I do profess to be an expert at this kind of thing - that's why I was offered a contract from a Publisher to produce a book, surfEXPLORE: Discovering New Surfing Locations Worldwide.
Would not have happened if I were a mere bullshit merchant, this publisher has been in business long enough to smell a rat if there is one.
Up to you - you can easily spend USD $3000 or more for a surf trip during prime season for Indian Ocean Indonesia and surf with crowds, heavy crowds in the Mentawai Islands, G-Land, Laki Peak, Nemerala, Desert Point and of course Bali - or you can travel to a new location where there are high-quality waves, a left point reef offshore on the SE wind as the main target spot and a righthander on the inside that would likely need a bigger swell plus several beachbreaks in the area we can check on smaller days - all with no one surfing at all.
I don't want to disappoint anyone, but I am not as obnoxious in real life as I am on Swellnet - I keep telling my minions to tone it down a bit with the postings, that some snowflake Australian might take umbrage, but they don't listen -
Let me know with a message to <tehsurfexploregroup@gmail.com> or you can respond to my advert on Waverii
https://waverii.com/listing/indonesia-surf-trip/
Let's do this - all you need is time and money!
saltman wrote:
mmm -
how colonisation is Gods will for mankind
Just might be a deal breaker for some (most)
Ummm - I don't think I need to point out that Australia is the most colonised land on earth, with the most marginalised native population who were literally targeted for extermination for decades during the British Colonial convict settlement programme - with their children kidnapped and given to white Australians to raise, as their native culture would soon disappear?
Everyone living in Australia today, including native peoples, are a product of this extreme colonisation programme - not to mention the wholesale importation of animals and plants to Australia, to replace the native animals and plants and create an antipodean Britain in the south Pacific
Lanky Dean wrote:
Can we live feed this ?
If everything goes well, we should have plenty of material to publish with Swellnet if Stu approves a feature - he can identify the area or not identify the area, it's up to him.
I am not a gatekeeper and never was, secret spots are largely a myth and a hoax.
john.callahan wrote:
mmm -how colonisation is Gods will for mankind
Just might be a deal breaker for some (most)
Ummm - I don't think I need to point out that Australia is the most colonised land on earth, with the most marginalised native population who were literally targeted for extermination for decades during the British Colonial convict settlement programme - with their children kidnapped and given to white Australians to raise, as their native culture would soon disappear?
Everyone living in Australia today, including native peoples, are a product of this extreme colonisation programme - not to mention the wholesale importation of animals and plants to Australia, to replace the native animals and plants and create an antipodean Britain in the south Pacific
Ummmm.. no, @john,calhoun, I don't think you need to tell anyone anything about anything. Re: colonising, swellnet wrote a book about it. 1000 pages, in 165 chapters. Many contributers were land owners. Took us 4 years and a lot of heartbreak to nearly complete, still a work in progress, @tbb has volunteered to edit. We are well aware of grey, we do our darndest to avoid and stamp out black and white thinking here in Aus. We like to think we have learned a thing or two. Especially from the USA's past, present a current projected trajectory.
On a note relating to this self-promotion-of-your-business-via-a-website-link thread, @john.calhoun, the trip is an interesting business model, riding on the back of three (3) donkeys while you gather Calhoun IP.. quite clever, hope it works for you. Where you've refused to share any pithy anecdotes to promote your book lest you spill any of the publisher-guarded sweet, sweet gold-juice within, at least you've said this magical mystery tour is to a left point break. Genuinely hope it works well, is fun, and that you learn to take yourself less seriously.
Why is this unpaid commercial promotion on this site? I pay subscription fees. I don’t want ads.
If I had the time and the will to surf travel I'd throw my hat in.
Now days I'm a down the trail from my house type of guy
Best of luck !
etarip wrote:
Why is this unpaid commercial promotion on this site? I pay subscription fees. I don’t want ads.
Exactly, not sure why it’s been allowed to go on so long..
editor's pissing on at jawa jiwa, bro..
(well earned break, craig off in a bit,
up to us to lend @thermalben a hand,
and calmly marshal the line-up).
etarip wrote:
Why is this unpaid commercial promotion on this site? I pay subscription fees. I don’t want ads.
SRI LANKA SURF TRIP, several surfing? (you still ok to organise this @etarip.. @blackers and @StayAtHome are plus ones, I'll fly solo, @andy-mac asked if he can be the guide, travel free and make a book about it..?)
etarip wrote:
Why is this unpaid commercial promotion on this site? I pay subscription fees. I don’t want ads.
Fair point. To be honest, sometimes there a fine line between unpaid commercial promotion, and unironic self deprecation with a comedic twist, and I thought this post titled towards the latter. Certainly made me larf, anyway.
^ I reckon It'd be a shame to miss the ins and outs of this feller's machinations. He's a gem. I mean, crew could let it slide off the front page if they could help themselves..
John,Callahan
What’s is your underlying intention and motivation on Swellnet. I’d be curious to know ?
By nature, I’m a very curious individual. AW
Surely JC is just taking the piss for sake of a response . Why would a “ surf guide “ ( life coach ) that is held in such high esteem the world over , need to tout for punters ? Surely people would be banging on his door begging to be included on one of his pioneering expeditions. Would the real JC please stand up .
My pterygiums are playing up and the eyeballs are burning from this hot equatorial sun, not quite sure if I’m reading John’s surname correctly.
Is it Calhoun ? I stand to be corrected if I’ve got the wrong spelling.
I like to address all organisms on earth with their correct nomenclature. AW
basesix wrote:
On a note relating to this self-promotion-of-your-business-via-a-website-link thread, @john.calhoun, the trip is an interesting business model, riding on the back of three (3) donkeys while you gather Calhoun IP.. quite clever, hope it works for you. Where you've refused to share any pithy anecdotes to promote your book lest you spill any of the publisher-guarded sweet, sweet gold-juice within, at least you've said this magical mystery tour is to a left point break. Genuinely hope it works well, is fun, and that you learn to take yourself less seriously.
Supafreak wrote:
Surely JC is just taking the piss for sake of a response . Why would a “ surf guide “ ( life coach ) that is held in such high esteem the world over , need to tout for punters ? Surely people would be banging on his door begging to be included on one of his pioneering expeditions. Would the real JC please stand up .
Many people have the time, few people have the money.
Even when you present them with a valid surf trip to empty waves in Indian Ocean Indonesia, from a surf explorer with a new book coming out on exactly this subject, people still hesitate to commit.
Are all surfers sheep, in that they go where they are told to go and do what they are told to do, over and over?
They would rather spend USD $3000 on yet another Mentawai boat trip or trip to Laki Peak in Sumbawa, knowing full-well how crowded it will be in August but they do it anyway rather than try to visit a new area with a professional surf guide where they can surf high-quality waves with no one surfing?
Or expose something to the masses that could otherwise be kept sectret for those that know to enjoy in peace?
What exactly do you get from that JC? The satisfaction of saying you once surfed uncrowded perfection but knowingly exposed it for personal gain?
john.callahan wrote:
mmm -how colonisation is Gods will for mankind
Just might be a deal breaker for some (most)
Ummm - I don't think I need to point out that Australia is the most colonised land on earth, with the most marginalised native population who were literally targeted for extermination for decades during the British Colonial convict settlement programme - with their children kidnapped and given to white Australians to raise, as their native culture would soon disappear?
Everyone living in Australia today, including native peoples, are a product of this extreme colonisation programme - not to mention the wholesale importation of animals and plants to Australia, to replace the native animals and plants and create an antipodean Britain in the south Pacific
No JC you don't need to - As these days most Australians have reasonably good and if not at least a growing awareness of that legacy and the need to make amends, albeit slowly and falteringly
You however are a zealous supporter for apartheid and genocide in Israel. "Leave Gaza to the Israeli's they are the experts"
FFS you support systematic starvation and murder in the 21st Century?
We would like to be moving forward with the plans for the project, if interested in surfing a new area in Indian Ocean Indonesia with no one surfing, please be in touch to make your deposit and gain access to the private Facebook group with ALL the images and other information you will need to make this surfEXPLORE project and be in the right place at the right time.
As for the justified existence of the State of Israel, the Promise of Zionism, the definition of genocide, the extreme colonisation of Australia, the viciousness of Koalas and the prevalence of spiders and flies in Australia, the extraordinary hubris of saffa Elon Musk and the unsuitability of Donald Trump for ANY public office in the US and certainly not the Office of the President o fthe United States, the rise of Penny Wong from half-caste Anglo-Chinese lesbian to Australian Foreign Minister, the Ethics of Secret Surfing Spots, all those topics can be discussed a leisure once you have made the necessary payments and are on the project.
Let's go!
etaripWednesday, 23 Jul 2025 at 11:09am
Pay for an ad.
Or for an Honest Review ......give The Outsider a Book and a Berth .
'half-caste'? A mulatto, an albino?
oh, @john.calhoun, conqueror of cultures, you are too much..
https://www.abs.gov.au/articles/cultural-diversity-australia
Beware of false prophets claiming to be J.C.
When I try to dig deeper my anti-virus software says dangerous web page blocked, suspected scam.
He must be pushing 70 years old, hard to see him charging barrels over sharp reefs in desolate locations.
It would be good to see some recent photos of him surfing. Prove me wrong please.
john.callahan wrote:
We would like to be moving forward with the plans for the project, if interested in surfing a new area in Indian Ocean Indonesia with no one surfing, please be in touch to make your deposit and gain access to the private Facebook group with ALL the images and other information you will need to make this surfEXPLORE project and be in the right place at the right time.
As for the justified existence of the State of Israel, the Promise of Zionism, the definition of genocide, the extreme colonisation of Australia, the viciousness of Koalas and the prevalence of spiders and flies in Australia, the extraordinary hubris of saffa Elon Musk and the unsuitability of Donald Trump for ANY public office in the US and certainly not the Office of the President o fthe United States, the rise of Penny Wong from half-caste Anglo-Chinese lesbian to Australian Foreign Minister, the Ethics of Secret Surfing Spots, all those topics can be discussed a leisure once you have made the necessary payments and are on the project.
Let's go!
John. Is it ok that I call you John ?
I smell a rat here. See, you state we would receive the prospectus about the surf trip only after paying the deposit of $1,500 into your bank account.
Surely it should be the other way around.
I think you are playing us and hoping for one weak and feeble Swellnet subscriber to have a weak moment in life and cough up their hard earned.
Honestly I’m getting a bit sick of your constant irrelevant banter, it’s about time you get back on your horse and head off into the sunset.
You’re a fraud, me and others have been checking you out via some contacts we have.
Apologies, to all other US citizens, but you’re just a cookie from the cookie cutter of fame and fortune, a theme that’s very relevant in your country.
Why don’t you reply to me personally instead of orating generic messages to all of us ? I’d love to break you into small pieces.
Fake News, John. AW
careful, @AW, @john.calhoun might call you a convict, or worse, call you 'mate' in an LNP polly tone and tell you to 'stay in your lane'. He told me to shut my mouth once.. still hurts : (
AlfredWallace wrote:
We would like to be moving forward with the plans for the project, if interested in surfing a new area in Indian Ocean Indonesia with no one surfing, please be in touch to make your deposit and gain access to the private Facebook group with ALL the images and other information you will need to make this surfEXPLORE project and be in the right place at the right time.As for the justified existence of the State of Israel, the Promise of Zionism, the definition of genocide, the extreme colonisation of Australia, the viciousness of Koalas and the prevalence of spiders and flies in Australia, the extraordinary hubris of saffa Elon Musk and the unsuitability of Donald Trump for ANY public office in the US and certainly not the Office of the President o fthe United States, the rise of Penny Wong from half-caste Anglo-Chinese lesbian to Australian Foreign Minister, the Ethics of Secret Surfing Spots, all those topics can be discussed a leisure once you have made the necessary payments and are on the project.
Let's go!
John. Is it ok that I call you John ?
I smell a rat here. See, you state we would receive the prospectus about the surf trip only after paying the deposit of $1,500 into your bank account.
Surely it should be the other way around.
I think you are playing us and hoping for one weak and feeble Swellnet subscriber to have a weak moment in life and cough up their hard earned.
Honestly I’m getting a bit sick of your constant irrelevant banter, it’s about time you get back on your horse and head off into the sunset.
You’re a fraud, me and others have been checking you out via some contacts we have.
Apologies, to all other US citizens, but you’re just a cookie from the cookie cutter of fame and fortune, a theme that’s very relevant in your country.Why don’t you reply to me personally instead of orating generic messages to all of us ? I’d love to break you into small pieces.
Fake News, John. AW
All this drivel from someone who cannot even use their real name on Swellnet?
That is rich -
Go ahead and Google "John Seaton Callahan" -
Not fake at all, mate.
Now, if we can proceed with the discussion from people who are actually interested in making the project, rather than unnecessary distractions and attacks on my personal integrity, that would be much appreciated.
A deposit is required to show commitment - obviously, once you have seen the documentation on the location in the private Facebook group, you cannot unsee it, hence the request for a 50% payment for a deposit.
I don't do research for free, so if you decide this location is NOT for you and you would prefer to spend your money on a more crowded location that you have been to before so you can moan after the trip that "it's not like it used to be mate, now it's chokkas with Brazzos and Russians, completely fucked mate!" I make some money for my time to have done all the research and planning for this project.
That should be easy to understand -
Once you have made your deposit, have access to the private Facebook group and progressed through the information, then you need to be at the appointed place at the appointed time, where you will fork the balance of USD $1500, in cash and we will then proceed with the group to the main location.
Is all that clear for you now?
Let's go -
basesix wrote:
'half-caste'? A mulatto, an albino?
oh, @john.calhoun, conqueror of cultures, you are too much..
https://www.abs.gov.au/articles/cultural-diversity-australia
Albinos are not "half-castes".
Albinism is a genetic mutation, that is common knowledge.
We are looking for three (3) surfers to make a surf trip to Indian Ocean Indonesia in August - new location, not likely to be anyone surfing, prime season with steady SE monsoon dry season wind and consistent SW swell.
I have added this surfEXPLORE project to my listings on the Waverii platform, access via the link for details - thanks!
https://waverii.com/listing/indonesia-surf-trip/